tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-238801302024-03-12T21:35:12.504-07:00Amy's Magical Placeamyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.comBlogger67125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-58414092694517576052015-03-23T17:36:00.000-07:002015-03-23T17:38:20.916-07:00#voxbox review<div style="-webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-stretch: inherit; line-height: 21px; margin-bottom: 15px; outline: none 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">
Got my first VoxBox from Influenster. I didn't think that it would actually work, but boom... free samples :) So that’s fun. Though I’m a little afraid I got the middle aged lady one... there was detergent involved. That’s all I’m saying.</div>
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On the other hand, I’m kind of obsessed with the John Freida "Beach Blonde" collection (still trying to figure out the name, as all the inserts say it works for "brunettes too!"). It's minty and leaves my hair all shiny and nice. The thickening stuff really works too I think. I've been getting compliments on my hair since I've started using it. I'm going to suck it up and buy some this summer. The only thing I don't like is the scent of the Sea Salt Spray. I thought it was going to be a nice, mild, minty smell like everything else, but it's pure coconut. It totally smells like the beach though, so I suppose they're on brand. I thought it would just make my hair look...dirty... but it actually makes it look nice. Kind of wavy and wind blown and nice. I was pleasantly surprised.</div>
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I actually got a SkinFix Hand Repair in December as a present, and just as I run out, my VoxBox shows up. It was fate. My hands are dry and disgusting all winter, and all I do is search for an acceptable hand cream to throw in my bag. The SkinFix is a heavy duty cream, and a little oily, but it soaks in quickly and makes my hands feel so nice.</div>
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The Colgate Optic White toothpaste, toothbrush and gel are an impressive system. I really like the toothbrush. It seems substantial, but still gentle. I have no idea if my teeth are whiter. I think they might be, but I'm a horrible judge. I drink a lot of white wine and coffee though, so I hope so. I should have taken some before/after photos to tell for sure. </div>
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I've been eyeing Land Ends' pretty ponte dresses, they have such nice stuff! I actually got one, but the fit isn't quite right in the bust, so I'm going to exchange it for the petite. They used to have the "canvas" collection- does anyone know what happened with that? </div>
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I didn't try the detergent. My husband did. I noticed because we usually use a "free and clear" formula, and the Tide Pods with Febreze have a definitive scent (looking at the website, there is a no perfume version though!). We're going to bring them with us on vacation, so I'll know better in a few weeks how they work.</div>
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All in all, the VoxBox was an excellent experience, and a lot of fun- it's like a present for me! I love learning about new products, and found some stuff I'll definitely stick with! If you have any questions, leave a comment!</div>
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<br />amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-59322840008588555992012-02-26T21:31:00.004-08:002012-02-26T22:10:45.575-08:00Could it be? Oscars blogging 2012!<div style="text-align: center;"><span ><u><br /></u></span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span><u><br /></u></span></div>It's time to dust off my poor, neglected blog for my annual Oscars Liveblog! These days I live at my son's blog, so over here isn't getting much action.<br /><br />First, and I'm just going to get this out of the way, Billy Crystal is not that funny. There, I said it. Throw shoes at me later or something. I used to like him, but I don't think I cracked a smile during his opening thing-a-ma-bob<br /><br />I missed all the red carpet, but because I was eating dinner with some beautiful friends and forgot the Oscars were tonight altogether. Then I remembered, but the baby had to eat. And the baby can only eat in the pitch dark with a sound machine going. So I'm a bit behind tonight. DId Octavia Spencer make anyone else tear up?<br /><br />But muppets! So yay! Piggy's hair looks great. And yes, I'm being serious. In hair terms Miss Piggy>Tina Fey.<br /><a href="http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Miss+Piggy+84th+Annual+Academy+Awards+Show+ZaHHOH1A8JVl.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 594px; height: 440px;" src="http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Miss+Piggy+84th+Annual+Academy+Awards+Show+ZaHHOH1A8JVl.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>(February 25, 2012 - Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images North America)<br /><br />Does the phrase "let's go to the movies" remind anyone else of Annie, or is it just me? As a side note, I hate Sandra Bullock's dress. It just makes me so sad only that two years ago her lips were so red and shiny and her hair was so straight and shiny. Now she looks like she's wearing a pants suit.<div>Shiny Sandy circa 2010: </div><div><a href="http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4043/4416717968_650bc7d3aa_o.jpg"><img src="http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4043/4416717968_650bc7d3aa_o.jpg" border="0" alt="" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 395px; height: 626px; " /></a></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span ><u><br /></u></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><div><div style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span><span style="line-height: 13px;"><br /></span></span></div>I don't know what movies Cirque du Soleil is going to, but I'm glad I'm not there.<br /><br />Still not funny Billy.<br /><br />Gwenny looks pretty. One of the few I saw on the red carpet. The nude lip looks good on her.<br /><br />Chris Rock looks good. Thin, but good. And he's funny. And it's true.<br />Rango should not win. Neither should Kung Fu Panda 2. But there you go. Rango. Maybe it's super great and I'm judging what I have not seen. But I don't care. Rango?<br /><br />Oh, it's <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1269983/">that girl</a> from<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0903747/"> that show</a>. I'd watch <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1819509/">that</a>.<br /><br />Love Emma Stone's fluffy dress. J said she looks like a dork, but in a good way. Ben Stiller is kind of a dork too.<br /><br />Angie stole Sandy B's pretty shiny lips.<br /><br />This feels anti climatic. Hugo is going to win, but I want Harry Potter to win. Lets just face it, I'm never going to see Hugo in 3D. I'll be lucky if I see it at all. Do you think it will be worth it without the fancy pants effects? This is why I'm planning on never seeing Avatar. And I called it. Hugo.<br /><br />Ohh. Colin Firth. Just a fly by, but yum.<br /><br />Yay Muppets! I love Brett McKenzie - I'm so glad he won!<br /><br />Angie can't talk tonight. She looks good though, and I often am under-impressed with her. A bit too much leg though, no? The dress has some flair, and her hair has good body. And, of course, we all know how I feel about red lips.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>Reese! I love Overboard too! Let's hang out! Call me!!!!<br /><br />Oh! Mila Jovovich in a sparkle sparkle dress. Lots of white out there tonight.<br /><br />Kristen Wigg looks good tonight. Really working the pretty. She does the awkward so often and so well that's it's nice to see her looking so good.<br /><br />The Scorsese drinking game joke wasn't that funny until the cut shot of Scorsese cracking up.<br /><br />Ellie Kemper's dress matches her hair. But it's working for me. I'm a sucker for sparkles.<br /><br />And now I've caught up with my DVR. Commercials for me I suppose.<br /><br />How much do I adore that Meryl pulled out her glasses?<br /><br />Natalie Portman looks precious, doesn't she? The polka dots are adorable.<br /><br />Is that Jonah Hill's mother? She looks exactly like him, so I hope so, because otherwise that's unfortunate. (Update:<a href="http://www.zimbio.com/Jonah+Hill/articles/3aBH1KUBKYY/Jonah+Hill+Oscar+Date+Mom+Sharon+Lyn"> I called it!</a>)<br /><br />I had no horse in the ring (mixed metaphors for the win!) for Best Actor, but the french guy seems cool. I didn't watch any of the movies (Movies. Ha. Who watches those?). Best actress though, I'm kind of rooting for Viola Davis, even though I haven't seen any of these movies either. And have I mentioned how much I love Colin Firth? Okay. I can live with Meryl. She's simply lovely. And she's been nominated a million and one times. Have you seen <a href="http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2012/02/how-they-lost.html#more">this</a>? It's hilarious.(side note: And then I read this guys blog for an hour because he's hilarious and was once on Toddlers and Tiaras as a judge)<br /><br />Every time I hear the words War Horse, all I can think of is the Saturday Night Live skit making fun of it. At least J gets it and we crack up a lot over that. If you want in on our cheesy joke, here: http://www.hulu.com/watch/311556/saturday-night-live-war-horse<br /><br />Tom Cruise looks surprisingly good. I'm so used to disliking him that this is a little disarming.<br /><br />And the big win is The Artist. Interesting. I'm loving the first nominated silent film since 1923 aspect. I should probably watch it now, right?<br /><br />Good night and good luck folks! I have a baby to go feed now, then I'll post this. You're probably reading this in sometime 2013, right?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div>amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-4500559085699339752011-02-28T22:35:00.000-08:002011-02-28T22:41:01.946-08:003rd Annual live blogging the Oscars (from an alternate location)So, despite being in the Lancaster NICU, I feel the need to find a sense of normalcy through my annual tradition of blogging the Oscar's for Kajal, who is somewhere much more interesting, sunbathing on a beach. Well, probably not during the Oscar telecast, but even if she watched every moment live, here you go, my viewing public. A brief reprieve from my accidental hiatus. <br /><br />Tim Gunn hosting the red carpet! Oh la la!<br /><br />Mila Kunis- pretty, unusual dress. Purple and ruffly. I love it. Some of the wrapping gives her weird lumps, but mostly I love it.<br /><br />Hailey Seinfeld- Adorable and age appropriate. Sometimes I don't like the flesh colored dresses, but this one is pretty and not sexy. Just pretty. And she's adorable and gushing. <br /><br />Boys are so boring. Jesse Eisenburg. Wow, he's wearing a suit (to be fair, probably a tux). Being dryly witty. He needs a haircut. Now he's standing awkwardly, with a message for his mom, being like, can I go now? Poor kid.<br /><br />Amy Adams- love the dress. It's hot and unusual. Not sure about the jewelry, but love love the dress. Great color, and unusual with the cap sleeves and high neckline.<br /><br />Jennifer Laurence- Girl I don't know wearing an "eh" boring red dress. Yawn.<br /><br />And there's Kevin Spacey, wearing a tux. Wow.<br /><br />Russell Brand brought his mom. How adorable. He's actually wearing a kind of interesting, navy suit with some sort of tone on tone pattern in the shirt. Hmm…<br /><br />Melissa Leo- Eh, weird dress. Another high neckline, but instead it plunges in the front, but is high in the back. But it's white and covered in broken mirrors. Hmm….<br /><br />Poor Tim Gunn. Being lowered to reading Facebook questions on the red carpet.<br /><br />Note to self: Facebook automatically gets capitalized on TextEdit.<br /><br />Justin Timbelake= hot. Even if he's just in a tux.<br /><br />Awww… The PS22 Chorus. I <3 them.<br /><br />According to the NYT, red is the color of the evening.<br /><br />Cate Blanchett is adorable. Another lilac colored dress. I actually really like it. It's really interesting, and she looks striking. I like her pixie cut. The way the beads are a big circle around her chest is kind of weird, but the skirt is pleated and beautiful. And Tim Gunn was gushing, which was also super cute.<br /><br />Mark Ruffalo's wife is called sunrise. Is that weird? Her dress is really dark and heavy. He's adorable though. He was in my favorite movie, 13 going on 30. (Not really my favorite movie, but you know…well, maybe you don't, but that's okay too)<br /><br />Marisa Tomei certainly went for the drama. Cute dress, she's pretty easy going and fun seeming, so I'll go for it. Tim Gunn called her dress "staggering" and "fashion history"- I'm not sure if he means that as a compliment or not.<br /><br />Don't know how much more I'm going to make…. have to go home, and then I'll come back. <br /><br />8pm. Red carpet is still going on. <br /><br />Natalie Portman- looks awesome in a more vivid purple. And pregnancy looks good on her.<br /><br />James Franco- I kind of madly love him. He goes to Yale for like, literature. He's wearing a tux too, yawn, but seriously. I love him. He obviously doesn't take this all too seriously at all.<br /><br />JT again. Talking to Tim Gunn this time, and still looking adorable. <br /><br />Sandy Bullock. Doesn't look as good as she did last year (I still think about those beautiful, shiny lips), but still looks good. She's so pretty. She's wearing red too, and it's a great color on her.<br /><br />Nicole Kidman- looks a little harsh. Her dress has a lot of angles and kind of weird sparkliness. I like the ponytail though. Nicole likes the structure, but I like her in something flowy-ier (more flowy?) <br /><br />Gwyneth Paltrow- wearing gold, and looks very orange. I usually like her a lot, but tonight I'm not sure about her. <br /><br />Christian Bale- Love his beard. DId he always have a beard? I also like the black on black on black tux. Suit? What distinguishes a tux from a suit?<br /><br />Missed Scarlett Johanason earlier. Her dress is pretty stunning. So does Anne Hathaway. <br /><br />Um, wait, just caught this, but Matthew Machonoey couldn't shave for the occasion? Mamma mia.<br /><br />Okay, in the green room now; 5 minutes until the show:<br /><br />Halle Berry looks amazing. Like a cloud. She looks floating and airy and beautiful. And her jewelry is just sparkly and beautiful while still understated.<br /><br />Opening montage is pretty funny. I like how Morgan Freeman called James Franco "that guy from General Hospital"<br /><br />You just got "inceptioned"<br /><br />Back to the future? Gotta love the delorean.<br /><br />Oh! Anne has another pretty pretty dress on. <br /><br />I love James Franco. So weird. How could you not love someone who is so weird? And who loves his grandma?<br /><br />"It's been a great year for lesbians."<br /><br />Clark Gable still makes me a little woozy. Sigh.<br /><br />Art Direction: I actually saw Alice in Wonderland and Inception. Go me. So I saw a winner! Awesomeness! And it was seriously beautiful. A weird interpretation of the film, but simply stunning to watch. (And thank you Netflix instant streaming)<br /><br />Cinematography- Inception. Such a stunning film. Glad it won. For the record, I think I've seen only these two nominated films, so there won't be too much more for me to comment on.<br /><br />Besides Anne Hathaway's pretty dress. Did I mention that? Cause pretty. And the shiny hair. So pretty. <br /><br />Oh, Melissa Leo won best supporting actress, though everyone was making a big fuss over some trade magazine ads she put up. Weirdos. She looks seriously shocked. The dress looks better on stage than it did on the red carpet. I like her understated lipstick. <br /><br />I like the way they keep James Franco and Anne Hathaway off to the side. I hope they let them sit down during the awards. Otherwise, poor Anne Hathaway and her poor feet.<br /><br />JT: I'm Banksy. God, that felt good.<br /><br />Awesome.<br /><br />Is Toy Story 3 just a shoo in for the animated feature? I guess so. <br /><br />Hmmm… White suits. Tuxes. Javier Bardian's though is sort of cream colored. <br /><br />I'm glad Aaron Sorkin won best adapted screenplay, mostly because I love West Wing so much. He might be a huge jerk or something, but really, I love the west wing, and it is totally because of him. I can't believe they're playing him off the stage. <br /><br />First Academy Award for The King's Speech (best screenplay). I think it is a favorite for Best Picture, so let's see how it goes. <br /><br />I love Anne Hathaway's rendition of On My Own. And what shoes. Um… who is in drag as Marilyn Monroe? James Franco makes a surpisngly attractive, if borad shouldered woman. Seriously, very good makeup job. The lipstick is especially flattering. <br /><br />Helen Miriam looks beautiful. The puffed sleeves looks surprisingly good on her. And the necklace… ohh la la.<br /><br />Reese Witherspoon looks good. Very classic. I know some people don't like her, but I've always been a fan. Not nuts about her hair though, I'd like her to go a little more mature than a ponytail.<br /><br />Christian Bale's beard won best supporting actor! Lovely for his wife "who's my mast, and I hope I'm likewise for you". Beautiful.<br /><br />Anne is wearing another pretty (though not so pretty as her last two) dress. I'll reserve judgement on it until i get the full view though. <br /><br />Trent Reznor won for music? Does this mean he sold out? And he looks very mainstream. I guess the 90s are over (long live the 90s). <br /><br />James Franco: I am 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon away from our next two presenters. <br /><br />Seriously, why didn't Matthew Machonoey shave? And wash his hair? Damn.<br /><br />Anne's necklace is super pretty.<br /><br />Marissa Tomei's dress is very pretty. Vintage, and very flattering on her, though not overwhelming. Also very subtle on the makeup. She's very pretty. <br /><br />Still like Cate Blanchett's dress, though she might look kind of like a spaceman from the future. Well, space woman. You know what I mean.<br /><br />Amy Adams is adorable. I really like her, even if I'm angry about Julie & Julia. Well, her part in it (and really, that's Julie Powell's problem more than Amy Adams' problem).<br /><br />Love Anne's swingy dress. So pretty! <br /><br />Autotuned Harry Potter! Whoo! Autotuned Twilight. Hilarious (Doesn't he own a shirt? He's too sexy to wear a shirt).<br /><br />Even Anne loves the swingy dress. Awesome.<br /><br />Oprah is all over the place this year. And sparkly. I love the sparkles. <br /><br />Feature Documentary winner lady looks great (Audrey Marrs). I love her bows and pretty bun. Feature Documentary winner man doesn't know how political to go, but I think you have to when you win documentary. Oprah is still sparkly on the way out.<br /><br />Billy Crystal is looking a little puffy these days. Still funny though.<br /><br />Anne looks great in that color red.<br /><br />Gwenyth is wearing (I believe) a different gold dress now, and still looks overly gold, but definitely looks less orange. Maybe. I don't like the super-pale lipstick thing on her though. <br /><br />Jennifer Hudson's boobs look kind of weird in that dress, though it is very stunning. <br /><br />Not a fan of Anne's dress now. Blue vinyl? really? <br /><br />Hilliary Swank got a cloud dress too, but Halle Berry's is much prettier. And for the record, I'm in the Office's "Not Hot" category for Hiliary Swank. Eh, she just doesn't do it for me. <br /><br />I didn't mention Annette Benning earlier, because she was on the red carpet when I was leaving the hospital, but she looks amazing. And that dress is very flattering. It's also just beautiful how much Warren Betty is in love with her. I love it. <br /><br />Natalie Portman looks so good pregnant. Really. <br /><br />It's kind of cute to have Jeff Bridges announce the best actress nominees, but I kind of like what they did last year better. I suppose this is a little faster probably. <br /><br />Yay Natalie Portman! That's the movie I really wish I had seen that I haven't (though several other films are on the list). I don't like here earrings though. Tassels are for curtains, not for ears.<br /><br />Anne Hathaway, how could you not have told me about the drinking game earlier???<br /><br />Colin Firth. I love him, though it's so boring and typical to love him. I'm glad he won though I'm not sure that I'm going to see The King's Speech, even though it's supposed to be really good. And I love Helena Bohneim Carter.<br /><br />Beautiful montage for best picture. I still haven't forgiven Steven Speilburg for the last Indiana Jones movie though. <br /><br />Kings Speech. Did I call it? (Yes I did, see above). Total= 4 awards, including Best Picture. Pretty cool. Maybe I should see it. <br /><br />Anne's last dress= a winner. Beautiful!! Another turtleneck. Who knew?<br /><br />Awww. I love PS22. NYC represent! Lovely sweet. Those kids make me cry all the time.<br /><br />And for the record, James Franco probably had as many wardrobe changes as Anne, but the only one I noticed was his stunning rendition of Marilyn Monroe.<br /><br />Oh, and does the milestone of "both hosts dress in drag" count as a historic Oscars milestone?amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-7244399205964664112010-03-07T21:11:00.000-08:002010-03-07T21:47:32.591-08:00And the award goes to...<div>Welcome back to Amy's Magical Place's 3rd Annual Academy Awards blogging. So, if you happen to be traveling throughout South East Asia and don't have access to a TV, or are Kajal and happen to appreciate my specific brand of humor (I believe that covers my main readership), or if you are a huge lover of Sandra Lee's cooking and have no idea how you ended up on this page, I hope you enjoy!</div><div><div>
<br /></div><div>So it begins...</div><div>
<br /></div><div>I love Neil Patrick Harris!… and his sparkly tux. <3</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Though might I just say that the flesh colored mike is a little creepy.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>The opening sequence is reminding me of The Great Muppet Caper </div><div>
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<br /></div><div>Sarah Jessica Parker's hair looks awesome in this fancy huge coif!</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Is Steve Martin buckled up for his trip down on the thing? Oh… I think they both were but Alec had his safety belt cleverly hidden beneath his tux jacket.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Vera Farmiga looks like Andie MacDowell. It's actually kind of creepy. I can't be the only one who thinks this, no?</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b property="foaf:name"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><b property="foaf:name"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">(pictures by </span></b></span></b></span><a href="http://www.blogger.com/photos/8999954@N03/" title="Link to erotiQus' photostream" name="Account name" style="color: rgb(0, 99, 220); text-decoration: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">erotiQus</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"> and </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><b><a href="http://www.blogger.com/photos/modernluxury/" title="" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-decoration: none; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: rgb(0, 99, 220); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">Modern Luxury Media</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"> on Flickr)</span></b></span></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:11px;"><b property="foaf:name"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><b><div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxcDmX-bdyzPqMJ-tcrrHuzo_l1oJ6vUVEq8PHpz9JL14jlphbxFIcile9k1L39sXc-TfzD6hWICpNX8pYVGS1Q1m0DGKoZj3o8rl-qHL4avjRggu_KIqVauZqTqEY6t51K2oLcQ/s200/558924606_9d025163a2_m.jpg" style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 153px; height: 200px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446131231342668274" /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-3uNyP0wT4Nd3Eu5EnQStdJ7JG6w1unb3qCRA3_BymE96byV7JvHyees96iII-J3xNh9HoEsmV6_-w4YKNr5mqb18AJkoW07J3TmQ0UepP_KLDH27LP0JHA3-eECprnYhyphenhyphenu7C5Q/s1600-h/3366020709_37e9156ee8_m.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 133px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-3uNyP0wT4Nd3Eu5EnQStdJ7JG6w1unb3qCRA3_BymE96byV7JvHyees96iII-J3xNh9HoEsmV6_-w4YKNr5mqb18AJkoW07J3TmQ0UepP_KLDH27LP0JHA3-eECprnYhyphenhyphenu7C5Q/s200/3366020709_37e9156ee8_m.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446131397825087698" /></a></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; "><b property="foaf:name"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: normal; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; font-family:Georgia, serif;font-size:16px;">
<br /></span></b></span></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; "><b property="foaf:name"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: normal; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; font-family:Georgia, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Ha! Damn Helen Miriam… took me a minute.</span></span></b></span></b></span></div></b></span></b></span></div><div>
<br /></div><div>Love love love Sandra Bullock's red lipstick</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Girl from <i>Precious</i> is adorable. Plus she has a nice dress. Win.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Seriously, she's wearing such great lipstick. I think the camera man likes it too, because they keep cutting to her reactions.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Who's Clooney with this year? (And why isn't it me?) She should ask Sandra Bullock for some lipstick. Her lips are looking a little lifeless there.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Lipstick again! At least this time Alec and Steven are talking about her.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Oh, Sandy is in the front row. That might be why they're paying attention to her. Well, that and her fabulous red lips.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Is Taylor Lautner there with Taylor Swift? I didn't catch. Hm, no it seems he's just sitting there with Kristen Stewart. Bummer for Taylor. Assuming they're still together. I actually don't keep up that much with the entertainment news. Unless it's funny or on The Soup.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Penelope Cruz is beautiful, but I'm not entirely sure what I feel about her dress. Color=10, but the weird asymmetrical boob thing is turning me off.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>I've never heard of <i>The Messenger</i>. Should I have? I mean I guess so… Woody Harrelson is up for an award for it.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Oh, another movie I haven't heard of. But Gandolf is in it.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Um, why does ABC7 think I care about its little fight with Cabelvision? I mean, people with Cablevision care, but they can't see the little ticker at the bottom of the screen because you're not showing on their TVs. Dumbasses.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Steve Carell! I love him!</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Ohh… Animated Feature Film? I've actually seen a film in this category! Two films!</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Seriously, Cablevision, I hate you. ABC7, you're not that much better.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Aww. I haven't seen the Princess and the Frog yet.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Yay! Up! Though I've heard fantastic things about The Fabulous Mr. Fox.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Julianna Moore looks hot.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Amanda Seyfried is wearing a total Cinderella dress, but looks totally sweet. On the other hand, Miley Cyrus needs something that covers her boobs better. And to lay off the self tanner. And to stand up straight. The girl is slouching.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Oh, I've seen District 9 too… I'm feeling like such an Oscar expert. Three whole movies.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Tina Fey always gets slammed in the fashion columns. I like her dress, though I hate her hair. I might like the dress better with two straps. I keep wondering what happened to the other one. It looks kind of like two dresses. Two pretty dresses, but I'll be happy when this whole one-strap thing goes the wayside. Hm. Maybe I don't like her dress. Or maybe I'm over thinking this whole thing.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>The Oscars are totally awesome when you never have to hear the acceptance speeches.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Molly Ringwald! Super cool. I like her hair too. Why does she look shell shocked though? She looks a bit crazy. I don't like her gold thing-a-ma-bobs, though I think her one-shoulder thing works way better than Tina Fey's.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>McCauley Calken still looks like a tiny 9 year old version of himself. :)</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Sweet tribute to John Hughes.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Kristen Stewart looks perpetually pissed off. Seriously, what gives?</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Thank Heaven For Little Girls? My husband declared that a creepy choice for entrance music.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Who just came out looking like an avatar? Ben Stiller! That's awesome. I like his blue whiskers the best.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>The deadpan "I am here… to present the award… for best makeup"</div><div>
<br /></div><div>The fishing pole is super awesome.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>I'm going to run out of DVRed Oscars soon. Might have to switch gears and watch some red-carpet stuff while I let the oscars get a bit ahead of me.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Jake Gyllenhall is hot. Is he really not dating Reese anymore? I adored them together. </div><div>
<br /></div><div>Rachel McAdams dress is pretty. And so is her dress.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Best Adapted Screenplay- my bet is Push/Precious. Who's with me?</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Oh, I saw The Education too. I thought it was horrible. Fail Nick Hornby. I expected better of you. Blah. I saw it on the way home from Frankfort.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Oh yeah, I can call it. Push won. Suck it librarian that I know that thinks it's trash.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Queen Latifah looks rockin'.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>So, have I mentioned how much I love Sandra Bullock's lipstick?</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Lauren Bacall is gorgeous.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Mo'nique totally deserved the win for Best Supporting Actress. She was awesome, based just on that clip.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Lots of red dresses tonight. :) Not crazy about the one shoulder on Sigourney Weaver either. Sigourney is the weariest name ever, isn't it? I never really thought about it before. She changed it from Susan in 1963 after a character in the Great Gatsby that apparently only she remembered.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Why is Keanu Reeves there? He wasn't in a movie this year, was he?</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Not nuts about Sarah Jessica Parker's dress-- it obscures any figure she has. though she's totally the person to present for best costume. And I still like her crazy bun.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>The winner- Sandy Powell is wearing an amazing dress. That's a print. With a cute sparkly pillbox hat. And great hair. I love her. J thinks she gave a bitchy speech though, so take from that what you will.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Why is Charlize Theron wearing these weird swirly spiral flower things over her boobs? Seriously. I keep staring at her breasts because of that stupid dress.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Here comes Kristen Stewart with her sour puss face again</div><div>Taylor Lautner is hot though. :)</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Um, do you think I should tell them that Twilight and New Moon aren't horror? Someone at the Academy seems confused. They were comedy- anyone who has seen either knows that. Duh.</div><div>
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<br /></div><div>Morgan Freeman is hilarious. I love him.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>I love Anna Kendrick. And she has a super pretty dress on, though some color wouldn't have hurt her. She is also the absolute best part of the Twilight movies, and I fear for the rest of them, because I know her character has a much smaller part the more anti-social Bella gets.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Seriously, I just went on IMDB- why is Keanu there??? On the bright side, he's in a new version of Jekyll and Hyde next year, which is a text has no good modern film adaptations- I know, I looked. Of course, that assumes that a version with Keanu Reeves would be a good adaptation. So I guess I'm back at square one.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Oh! Red lips. And pretty dress. Normally Sandra Bullock looks crazy and bad dressed up, but tonight she looks great. Fabulous dress. Fabulous lips. And for once great hair. Not stringy at all- just shiny and sleek and beautiful. Just woosh over her shoulder, just so. It's kind of amazing. And the dress- it's like painted on her. Sexy.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Not sure how I feel about Demi's dress- it's a little too "naked dress" for the memorial tribute, and a little too ingenue for an actress of her age (I just went to check and see how old she is, which is 48. I spent a harried minute wondering if I called a 40 year-old old or something. She's nearly fifty- I stand by my statement). </div><div>
<br /></div><div>I kind of want to fast forward through this, but I love this song. And I don't think I have much room to fast forward anyway.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>I forgot Brittany Murphey passed. That really is so sad- she was so young.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>I hate J-Lo's dress. It looks like an iridescent comforter is attacking her.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>I love that Clooney doesn't seem to take this too seriously. </div><div>
<br /></div><div>Boo! Camera man who wouldn't let Rick O'Berry show his Dolphin text thing (44144) and instead cut to some guy. Text dolphin to that number and you'll get messages on how to stop the annual Japanese dolphin hunt.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Ohh…. I wish I had this "shot" sequence when I was teaching Monster. It's really descriptive on how the different shots work. My kids didn't get it at all despite the fact that I kept having them draw them.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Hm. Look, it's Keanu. He's introducing The Hurt Locker. Damn. There for a reason.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>My DVR is only recording until 11:30. It's 11:14 now. They really need to step up.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>I really like this way of introducing the Best Actor/Actress category, where their co-stars say something nice about them. It's pretty sweet and thoughtful (btw, my DVR conked out during Tim Robbin's intro of Morgan Freeman, but I foresaw it, so I set it to record the news. Hopefully this half hour will be enough).</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Kate Winslet's hair looks much better this year (as opposed to her crazy-do last year). The silver dress is pretty, but the bottom half is a little square and severe on her. Fab necklace.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Yay Jeff Bridges! </div><div>
<br /></div><div>I know that the reason that all the clips from Julie/Julia are of Julia is because Meryl Streep is the actress up for the award, not Amy Adams. But it still makes me happy that it looks more like a movie about Julia Child's life and not so much the movie of a whiney 20 something that had to suffer the indignity of living in- oh horrors- Queens. (Yeah, I don't take that personally. Don't worry).</div><div>
<br /></div><div>And yet another opportunity to gaze upon the lipstick and perfect hair of Sandra Bullock. Seriously guys, I'm not even a huge fan of hers.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Oprah! That's sweet. Wouldn't you just die if Oprah Winfrey introduced you? I know I would. Gabby Sidibe must be living the most surreal life right now.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>What is Sean Penn talking about? I can't understand what he's mumbling about.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Moving on… Really??? Sandra Bullock? And then she didn't hug Meryl? Hmm… I mean, The Blind Side looks like a great movie, but she had some super stiff competition out there. Well, it's another opportunity to look at this amazing lipstick some more. Not to mention her speech was touching and funny:</div><div>"George Clooney threw me into a pool years ago- I'm still holding a grudge."</div><div>"Meryl Streep, my lover"</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Meryl Streep has gotten the best jokes of the evening. Who declared it "Let's make fun of Meryl Streep Day"?</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Yay! First woman for Best Director! It's only taken 81 years…</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Wow- The Hurt Locker cleaned up. I would say I should see it, but well, um… I've had Slumdog Millionaire at my house for a week now and I think at this rate I'm just going to send it back to Netflix, cause god knows that I'm never going to watch it.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Aww. Steve Martin just ran down to hug Meryl. So cute! Squee. </div><div>
<br /></div><div>Well, that's a wrap ladies and gents! In a perfect world, I'll look at all the gowns tomorrow and give my critiques then. </div><div>
<br /></div></div></div>amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-14120109423144861862010-02-08T15:28:00.001-08:002010-03-06T20:15:52.110-08:00Better Living Through Technology!For christmas my dearest, darling-est husband (whom I ironically never, ever refer to as DH) indulged my whims and bought for me the camera flash of my dreams. The Speedlite 430EXII is now a permanent fixture to my camera bag, making me even more of a nuisance to my extremely patient and wonderful friends. Somehow, throughout the years they have taken to ignoring my constant clicking though all of our get-togethers, leaving me to get some great candids and fun shots. <div><br /></div><div>However, now that I have the potential to be a massive presence, flashing away with bright lights and being anything other than inconspicuous, I'm thinking that maybe I should work more on my food photography. Food never has a bad hair day or gets camera shy. Food doesn't get annoyed that I take pictures of it. Not to mention, food is (mostly) extremely delicious.</div><div><br /></div><div>My new flash (inspired by Deb from <a href="http://smittenkitchen.com/">Smitten Kitchen</a>) makes food look amazing. Traditionally, taking pictures in my kitchen is not a good thing. We have compact florescent lights and unfortunate green walls, so whenever I try to take food pictures, everything ends up with a sad greenish yellowish twinge. </div><div><br /></div><div>Let's look at this example from when I made potstickers:</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/amyb_wl/3249646760/" title="Waiting for the pot by amyb_w, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3535/3249646760_cbfc64074f.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Waiting for the pot" /></a><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>See? It's a little weird and not entirely appetizing. As seen below, once cooked it photographed even worse (though it tasted delicious).<br /></div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/amyb_wl/3249649412/" title="Potstickers. They were delicious by amyb_w, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3007/3249649412_52be1c4018.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Potstickers. They were delicious" /></a><br /></div><div><p></p></div><div>What happens is that food ends up looking a little oily. The two pictures above were taken with my Canon Powershot SD, but ones taken with my Canon EOS Digital Rebel XT turn out similar, as seen here.</div><div><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/amyb_wl/4342800978/" title="IMG_6918 by amyb_w, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4071/4342800978_9e89ab7755.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="IMG_6918" /></a><br /><p></p></div><div>I mean, sure, they look delicious- they are cookies after all. However, the bright sheen from a direct flash picks up all the shine and shadow making them look appetizing, but not mouthwatering. </div><div><br /></div><div>If I take my new flash and use it properly (with a diffuser or even if I just aim the flash to the side) all of the sudden they become the most beautiful, mouthwatering cookies in the entire world. They become the epitome of all cookies. They make me want to take pictures of cookies all day.<br /></div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/amyb_wl/4342064339/" title="IMG_6940 by amyb_w, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2686/4342064339_ab49710b22.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="IMG_6940" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/amyb_wl/4342062229/" title="IMG_6926 by amyb_w, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4037/4342062229_14961b9159.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="IMG_6926" /></a><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Now *those* are cookies. No weird shadows, no greasy sheen. Just warm, mouth watering cookies that I want to eat.</div><div><br /></div><div>In fact, please excuse me, so that I can get some cookies.</div><div><br /></div><div>See you tomorrow for my annual Oscar blogging!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-23458762524281631302009-12-24T21:18:00.000-08:002009-12-29T09:21:43.077-08:00Sandra Lee: Holiday Cocktail Party<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><b><i>Semi Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee: Holiday Cocktail Party</i></b></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><b><i>A point by point analysis.</i></b></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">1) Whoops. I stopped paying attention already- let me rewind.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">2) Sandy is walking through the falling snow in a pine forest with echo-y audio waxing nostalgic about the holiday season being where tradition meets modern--- especially when it's 'Semi Homemade.'</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">3) Less than a minute in and she's already telling us about the booze. She knows where my priorities are. Thank you Ms. Lee.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">4) Hmm. I don't know how I feel about the frozen blue martini. There are three drinks though-- no one can call Sandra Lee a slacker.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">5) A hint of what's to come: there's a nutcracker tablescape.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">6) It also appears that she's recycling old ideas- she made a "cocktail tree" last year, didn't she? I didn't mention it in my recap, so I don't know if I'm imagining cocktail trees or if I'm just a lazy blogger.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">7) Her intro is way more polished than it's been in the past. She must have a bigger budget. She explains the 70% 30% breakdown during a montage of her being all blonde and smiling. </p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">As a side note, I was making christmas cookies this year, and there is a Sandra Lee recipe on the side of my Domino's Sugar. After initially being freaked out, I'm now just comforted that this additional income is being put to good use.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">8) Clothes: What should be a white knit turtleneck, biased cut with an asymmetrical hem, jeans, and ugg type boots.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">9) What is she holding? A plaid treasure chest with nutcrackers at each corner? When will she explain this one? (addendum- she doesn't)</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">10) 1st recipe: marmalade meatball</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-Put pre-made, thawed meatballs in a slow cooker. </p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-Cover with orange marmalade. She emptied the marmalade into a red bowl, then poured the red bowl in the crock pot. I don't know why she added the red bowl middle-man. I assumed she was going to mix something into the marmalade (vanilla extract? That's a favorite of hers…). but she didn't. Just plop. Into the slow cooker.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-Add whole bottle of Catalina dressing. I used to love that on my salads when I was 12. I would literally drown my iceberg lettuce in that. Damn. This is bringing back good memories. She didn't put that into a bowl first. At least she's not making sure we have too many unnecessary dishes.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-Worcestershire sauce. Nothing interesting about that. Carry on.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-Oooh. Hot red peppers. Getting fancy there Ms. Lee! Half a teaspoon- it really makes the dish.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-Sitr to cover all the meatballs and distribute crushed red pepper. Slow cook on high for 3 hours.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">11) 2nd Recipe: Blue cheese date spread</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-Open up one of those nifty packages of crushed blue cheese. I'd feel more comfortable teasing her about those if I didn't use them all the freaking' time myself. Stupid easy supermarket-cheese. Then she adds two bricks of cream cheese. That seems like a lot of cream cheese to blue cheese, but I really like blue cheese. </p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Literally just seconds to do!</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-She's going to let that baby firm up now. Wait, she just compared it to gelato. I mean, only the consistency, but that's a little weird, no? Or am I just reaching? 3 hours to set??? Luckily, due to the magic of TV, she has some already made.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">(She just called some basil in a red cup a "little christmas tree- how cute is that??" You can practically see the tablescape forming in her head as she suggests putting it on the table at dinner.)</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-Wet cheese scooped with an ice cream scoop and then rolled into a ball. Roll into the chopped dates (she said she chopped them herself, though they were pitted) then put on a few leaves of the basil. </p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">12) 3rd Recipe: Rock Shrimp with Spicy Cream Sauce</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-She tells where we can find rock shrimp, and it seems totally dubbed and unnatural. The camera is on a bowl of rock shrimp for 11 whole seconds, and all you can see is her fiddling with the bowl and waving her hands above it like a crazy person. It's a little disturbing (especially after the third time you've watched it- these are the sacrifices I make for you, gentle reader).</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">The cream sauce first</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-1/2 cup mayo</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-1/4 cup heavy cream (she's trying to kill us all!)</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-2 tsp sweshwan style seasoning. That's a "fabulous" spicy asian spice mix. There's cracked red pepper in it. That's how you know it's spicy.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">- 2 cups of tempura mix (Sandy goes international!) and 1 1/2 cups of ice cold water. She literally has ice in the measuring cup. She doesn't mention if she adjusted her measurements because of that.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-Deep fryer at 375- I stand by the "she's trying to kill us" statement. Maybe not quickly, but isn't that the worst kind- the lingering, fat with unhealthy foods type of murder?</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">She then fries the shrimp one at a time, which might be correct, but seems like a pain in the butt- There's 80 shrimp there (enough for 8 people, and I assume that's appetizer size, because 8 rock shrimp wouldn't be enough for me for a main course). </p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">She's blotting them- trying to convince me she's not trying to kill me- before she dumps them into the cream/mayo mixture.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Her garnish are endive leaves. She does way more garnish than I do, though I do like endives. However, I would not usually describe them as "festive." </p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">13) Wow, she just insulted me. Humph. Apparently my lack of attention to details like this is making my guests feel like I don't like them enough to put in the energy and effort to make their holidays extra cheerful. Now you know the truth. If I make you deep fried shrimp without the endives, I don't really care about your holiday.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">14) Cocktails next. Thank god. I need some booze. Sadly, the hot chocolate that I'm sipping on doesn't have booze in it. What was I thinking when I turned on Sandra Lee without alcohol???</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">15) Sandra just walked back into the kitchen with a life sized nutcracker. Seriously, he could take her in a fight, being at least 5 inches taller and broader than her. </p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">However, if his extremely sparkling jacket is any indication, Mr. Nutcracker may be a bit fey and not into that. Maybe he'd just do her hair. I hear she's huge in the gay community. And why not? She's practically a drag queen. Though I must admit, I'm a bit disappointed in her clothes- no cleavage and she only has one outfit though we're 17 minutes in. My fingers are crossed she has a costume change planned for the tablescape reveal.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">16) She called the nutcracker her "little buddy" and said he's going to help her in the kitchen. I think she's already tested of a few of those cocktails. She's also blocking her refrigerator with him.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">17) She then points out what I somehow didn't notice before- her entire kitchen is filled with nutcrackers. Let's play the counting game. 17 on Screen right now. Nope. Wrong. I didn't see the wreath. 23.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">18) She named them all. Simon. Fredrick. Bjorn. Eek.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">19) Bib lettuce to garnish the meatballs. </p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">20) Recipe #4-6 3 Cocktails: </p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">1st up: Frosty Cocktail</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2006/12/06/sh0706_frosty_cocktail_lg.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 240px;" src="http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2006/12/06/sh0706_frosty_cocktail_lg.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-Ice</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-1 part vodka</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-equal parts blue curaco and orange liquor.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-Rim your martini glass with honey and then coconut before pouring in the drink. </p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">It looks like a slushy and tastes like blue.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">2nd: Gingerbread cockail</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2006/12/06/sh0706_ging_martini_lg.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 240px;" src="http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2006/12/06/sh0706_ging_martini_lg.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2006/12/06/sh0706_sleigh_lg.jpg"></a><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Equal parts</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-vanilla vodka</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-Frangellico</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-Half part of butterscotch schnapps</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-Stir</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-She pours it into a snifter and tops it with some dark rum and a splash of ginger beer. The lady does not mess around with her cocktails. I would not play asshole with her. I'm sure she can hold her liquor.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">But then she goes and balances a poor gingerbread man onto the rim. Why can't she just leave the rims of glasses alone? What did they ever do to her? (see photo above re: Gingerbread man crotch)</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">3rd: Candy cane cocktail</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Equal parts</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-vanilla rum</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-peppermint schnapps</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">-white chocolate liquor</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Garnish that with… you guessed it-- A candy cane.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">21) Next up: Spend a few hours <strike>making</strike> cursing at candy while attempting to make a Santa Sleigh favor.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">22) Now I see that Sandy is shilling for Wii sports resort. Hmmm… (Though it is totally awesome. Seriously.)</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">23) Costume change!!!!</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Sandy is now wearing a red tank top showing much more <span style="font: 13.0px Helvetica">décolletage</span> than before covered with a red, plaid shirt that's unbuttoned, and then I suspect tied together at the bottom, thereby mimicking my favorite outfit from the 11th grade. I wonder if she's also wearing men's jeans that are a few sizes too large. (I had horrible fashion sense in high school)</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">24) Hold onto your fashionably 90's shirt, she's already started on those sleighs. </p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Cover graham crackers with red and white royal icing (alternate per cracker.)</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">On the white cracker, set in 2 candy canes, curled side up and drizzle with some more royal icing and dust some coconut on top. </p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Sandy looks at the camera very excitedly as she tells us that the coconut will help hold the candy canes in place as they dry. I think she wants to do a little hop there, but she can't because she's on TV.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">The red graham cracker goes on top of the candy canes and that sets.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Then she makes a licorice bench and uses some icing to attach it to the sleigh. She implies that she's not even going to show us how to make the licorice bench because it's soooo easy, but I am going to have to assume it's not because it involves a lot of cutting of licorice and outlining with royal icing. It probably has to set for awhile too. And I can't tell how the licorice is being held together. Is the royal icing acting as glue? And if so, how did she get it not to show? </p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">She just pulled out a fruit roll up ladies and gentlemen. Things just got interesting.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">She's putting unwrapped starbursts (though she called them fruit candies) in the middle of a circular fruit roll up and wrapping it up like a sack. Then she's tying it up with more licorice, but a single strand this time. Ah, it's the sack of presents for the sleigh. Ooh. No, bad. She is putting little x's of royal icing on more (unwrapped) starbursts to act as presents for the sleigh. Someone is going to die of a sugar coma. Maybe that's her evil plan.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">Now she's putting a chocolate Santa (allegedly all over the place this time of year) on the seat. He's leaning all crooked on the licorice bench. Chocolate Santas don't have knees.</p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(85, 26, 139); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; font-family:Georgia, serif;font-size:16px;"><img src="http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2006/12/06/sh0706_sleigh_lg.jpg" border="0" alt="" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 240px; " /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">25) Into the living room. AHHHH. Her christmas tree is guarded by two of the most awesomely grotesque nutcrackers I've ever seen. I mean 3.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">26) She has glasses dangling upside down on her tree. Champagne glasses, martini glasses, wine glasses, brandy glasses…She wired them there with floral wire. I can't imagine this is a very family friendly tree. If one of those glasses goes…. well, you can use your imagination.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">27) The nutcracker on top of the tree (did you expect anything else?) has his own cocktail in his hand- I don't think it's a real drink, though it does look scarily like the "Frosty Cocktail." She never says what it is actually made out of though.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">28) Her tablescape has even more nutcrackers on it. Each place setting is set off with a charger (I've never understood chargers. An extra plate to wash that you can't even eat off of? Seems like a waste of a plate to me) with either a red- or a green- plate on top of it. She sounds SO excited all of the time. She must be exhausted by the end of this show. Or trashed. Just saying, I can't maintain that level of "OH MY GOSH, HOW CUTE" all of the time.</p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">And that's it. Hope you had a Sandy-Lee worthy holiday!!</p>amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-28968597536348312112009-11-30T13:35:00.001-08:002009-11-30T13:53:22.302-08:00'Tis the Season... of Sandra LeeScrolling through my StatCounter Statistics this afternoon, I noticed an upturn in hits. As I have not updated this blog since.... um.... yeah.... oh.... October 23rd, that seemed a little strange so I inspected the keyword analysis. Much to my surprise (or chagrin?) I found the following:<div><br /></div><div>Out of my top 20 recent keyword searches, <strike>16</strike> 17 were looking for information about Sandra Lee, and only one was trying to find out what I wanted for Christmas. If you're still interested, I'd like some earrings. And 2 were about Vermont, <a href="http://amysmagicalplace.blogspot.com/2007/08/ten-awesome-things-about-vermont.html">which is awesome</a></div><div><br /></div><div>There were a multitude of questions (well, 17), like:</div><div><br /></div><div>What does Sandra Lee's red and green christmas table look like? </div><div>Is she having a 2009 Christmas special? </div><div>How does she make chocolate liqueur? </div><div>Where does she buy her lace tops? </div><div>Does she have a 2009 Christmas magazine? </div><div>And how <i>do</i> you get those fruit roll up bows stuck to those festive little cupcakes?</div><div><br /></div><div>This is what the public is clamoring for! So, say I, give the people what they want! Beginning tomorrow (tonight I'm playing the role of a 16 year old girl and see New Moon in theaters. Yup. Paying $12.50 plus tax for a teeny-bopper movie about emo vampires. And the sad thing is that I'll enjoy it) I'm on Sandra Lee watch. Stay tuned for new features here at Amy's Magical Places, such as:</div><div><br /></div><div>The Sandra Lee Test Kitchen</div><div>Sandra Lee Runway</div><div>Top Tablescape</div><div>and more, once I think of a couple more catchy (ie- blatantly parodied from Reality TV) titles!</div><div><br /></div><div>Stay tuned!</div><div><br /></div><div> </div><div><br /></div>amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-87772591467301183182009-10-23T15:23:00.000-07:002009-10-23T15:35:10.357-07:00Halloween and Fall linksHere are some fun things I've tagged for the fall season!<div><br /></div><div><a href="http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2009/10/how-to-make-homemade-candy-corn-halloween-recipe.html">Homemade Candy Corn</a> from Cakespy at Serious Eats</div><div><br /></div><div>Evil Mad Science Laboratories has an awesome <a href="http://www.evilmadscientist.com/article.php/halloweenprep">Halloween Project archive</a> </div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://yeswecarve.com/">Yes, We Carve</a> is leftover from the election season, but I think it's pretty awesome still...</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://www.larkbooks.com/skulls/">Skull Cards</a></div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://iscreamtruck.blogspot.com/2007/10/dinner-for-breakfast.html">Pumpkin Pancakes</a> at The Iscream Truck. I've made these. They're awesome.</div><div><br /></div><div>My favorite (and that's saying something!) recipe at Smitten Kitchen: <a href="http://smittenkitchen.com/2007/10/pumpkin-bread-pudding/">Pumpkin Bread Pudding</a></div><div><br /></div><div>I can't get enough of the orange this time of year.... <a href="http://simplyrecipes.com/recipes/pumpkin_biscotti/">Pumpkin Biscotti</a> from Simply Recipes</div><div><br /></div><div>I made <a href="http://knitty.com/ISSUEfall04/PATTclapotis.html">this</a> a few years ago, in orange and green (less strange than it sounds) and it's my favorite scarf!</div><div><br /></div><div>Happy Fall!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-82963516800360109582009-10-07T16:26:00.001-07:002009-10-07T16:40:34.456-07:00The death of Reality TV?For the last few years I've been watching a lot of what TWOP would refer to as <a href="http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?&showforum=661">"Competitive Reality Shows"</a> rather than "Candid Reality Shows" (The Real World, Real Housewives..., Jon and Kate, etc) or "How To Reality Shows" (Trading Spaces, pretty much everything on Food TV that's not competitive). <div><br /></div><div>I really enjoy watching Project Runway, Top Chef, America's Next Top Model and over the years have been at different times, a little too involved with liking/disliking different "characters" (aka people). However, this season I feel this has slowly been changing. Rather than analyzing every nuance of interactions between the participants, trying to decide who is winning and losing as it goes along, I have been tuning out until the runway show/dinner/photos when everything is done and I can see the final product. I don't know if this is me trying to be lazy even in my trashy television watching habits, or if reality television is finally losing its evil hold on me. </div><div><br /></div><div>Nearly every episode of PR I've had to rewind because I've realized I have no clue what the challenge is (hint: make a pretty dress. out of fabric. yawn). I peek back in during Tim Gunn's comments, because, well, you know. Tim Gunn. He's funny, he's snarky and he always wears a suit. Then I watch those pretty dresses. And though I hate to admit it, I barely looked up during Tyra's antics on ANTM and even the narrative during TC has been leaving me cold. </div><div><br /></div><div>Guess it's back to the good ol' television Drama. Once I start tuning out during Dexter though, get worried!</div>amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-91710201596976777162009-07-15T17:59:00.001-07:002009-07-15T17:59:17.561-07:00Summer Resolutions<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><font face='sans-serif'>Unlike most of the Western world, I don't jump on the New Year's Resolution train. Sure, January is a fresh start in many ways, but it has a lot of stuff working against it. It's cold. I need to finish off the Christmas cookies. The days are short. And, like most people, I have a job. Though the thought of starting fresh and getting into new habits is intriguing, but not really enough to get me out from under a fluffy blanket, snuggled on the couch next to my husband with my dog at my feet and a plate of chocolate filled butter cookies on my lap.<br/><br/>But this June, as the school year was winding down, I thought long and hard about all the things that I said I would do "in the summer. When I'll have time." It was at that moment that I realized that though I am not an advocate for the New Year's Resolution, I should start a new tradition- that of the Summer Resolution. So I made up a list of things that I wanted to accomplish this summer and ways to better myself. Now to make progress on it!<br/><br/>1) Stop being messy.<br/>As mentioned<a href='http://amysmagicalplace.blogspot.com/2007/06/other-peoples-dirt.html' target='_blank'> previously</a>, I am not a clean person. Much to the chagrin of my husband, a perfectly clean room on Sunday slowly devolves through the week as every item of clothing I own somehow ends up all over the floor and bed frame by Friday. My footsteps to bed are muffled because my feet don't actually touch the floor (J- that should be in your "pro" column). It's time I come to terms with the fact that if I'm sifting through a pile on the floor to find a shirt to wear for the day, I have a problem. <br/><br/>I am in fact taking this one step further than just cleaning and organizing my things, which are all nicely now either packed away in boxes to be stored for the summer or folded beautifully in drawers waiting for me to wear them. I cleaned out the little bedroom and the refrigerator (2 years and a fridge gets gross!). Next on my list are my shoes/ closet. I'm sure that this list will grow weekly!<br/><br/>2) Stop being lazy.<br/><a href='http://amysmagicalplace.blogspot.com/2008/03/spring-has-sprung-grass-has-riz.html' target='_blank'>I don't like exercising</a>. Though I will enjoy the occasional Yoga class or long walk (owning a dog is good for something! Those suckers like to walk. And they will look at you sadly with big, beautiful eyes if you don't want to), I'm not much for... organized exercise (much like organized religion. In fact, most people I know are much more devoted to their exercise regime than to G-d). However, this summer I have vowed to get off my lazy ass... which is often sitting on the couch... and start the <a href='http://www.coolrunning.com/engine/2/2_3/181.shtml' target='_blank'>couch to 5K program</a>. I'm in week three. I still don't like running, but I'm pretty sure I look hotter already!<br/><br/>3) Take advantage of NYC<br/> <br/>I hate to admit that 3 weeks into summer vacation, this is the one that I'm kind of slacking on. I want to make a date to go into Manhattan and do an activity a week... maybe a museum or the park. I haven't been as on that as I would like, but it's on my to-do list. I still haven't seen the high line!<br/><br/>4) Do school work<br/><br/>Teachers may have the summer off, but September will be here before I know it! If I'm teaching seniors (and I might be) I need to design an advanced curriculum and will have to hit the ground running! There is no faking it for a few weeks while I throw something together. I haven't started this yet, but I'm forming some ideas.<br/><br/><br/>So, those are my basic summer resolutions. Hopefully I'll stick with them well past August into the new (school) year. <br/><br/><br/><br/><br/></font><br/><br/></div>amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-39231379526088303752009-03-03T19:22:00.001-08:002009-03-03T19:22:43.042-08:00Trend-spotting: Vampire Edition<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'>Now, I know I'm a bit behind the vampire fiction curve (I only read the Twilight series this year, and twilight itself was first published in 2006. The main "plus" to this is that I did not have to wait with baited breath for each new book to come out. JK Rowling, I hope you're taking notes. There doesn't have to be a 10 year gap between the first and last book in a series), but I like hopping on these literary waves as they fly by. So seeing how the vampire wave is just about to hit the shore and fizzle into the sand (am I carrying the metaphor too far?), I figured I'd try to get <a href='http://amysmagicalplace.blogspot.com/2008/11/twilight-movie.html' target='_blank'>one more blog entry</a> out of it. A friend lent me Dead Before Dawn, and I just couldn't help but notice...<br/><br/>These are just some things I have noticed are trendy in new vampire fiction:<br/><br/><ul><li>Telepathy. It might be the vampire. It might be the girl. But someone can read minds... and the person they fall in love with is the one person whose mind they can't read. <br/></li><li>Mainstreaming. These modern vampires want nothing more than to live among the uh, living. They want to hang out in bars, drink anything but human blood (synthetic/ animal), and have loving relationships with humans. Their favorite hobby seems to be mooning over their present relationship in a disbelieving "I can't believe I'm so in love with you" haze.</li><li>Crime Solving. Mysterious deaths in town? Mass murderer in Seattle? These vampires will get to the bottom of your problem with their trusty gal friday! Vampires... they're the new Sam Spade!</li><li>Socially awkward girlfriends who are mysteriously much more beautiful than everyone else, but don't really notice it. It's kind of amazing. These girls are the social outcasts that everyone is seceretly in love with. Much like me in high school, I must admit.</li><li>Bad vampries who dress all slutty and want to kill everyone. <br/></li><li>Shape-shifters who turn into dogs/wolves and are also in love with the socially awkward girl, but she love the vampire more. But she really loves him... *as a friend*</li></ul>And speaking of clothing in Dead Until Dark (et al), none the clothing that Sookie dresses in sounds pretty. She wears lots of things that I think would get her put on What Not to Wear, or that indicate that the books are set in 1991 when they were written a good 10 years later- white dresses with roses, jeans that lace up the sides in leather, blue dresses with daisies. The worst part is that all of Sookie's outfits are described in minute detail, making it so that I can't even pretend that she's dressed like a grown up. "But Amy," you're probably saying right now, "you said yourself that the female characters are socially awkward. She's probably supposed to be dressed badly as part of her characterization." However, I am mostly convinced you are wrong. I think you are wrong (yes, you are wrong) because EVERYONE comments on these outfits favorably. Everyone is like, "Wow, Sookie is dressed in clothes a decade out of fashion. She looks great! How sexy!" That just messes with me even more.<br/></div>amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-58570742845611531622009-02-22T21:26:00.001-08:002009-02-22T21:34:16.986-08:00Liveblogging the Oscars: 2009 Edition<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><span style="font-family:sans-serif;">Kajal is out of town and likes my live-blogging, so Kajal... this is for you! I'm out of practice blogging- I should really start up again. Maybe the Oscars are the right time to get back on the proverbial horse! And straight off, from every news source I borrowed red carpet pictures from, I apologize. I just need the visual.<br /><br /></span><b><i><span style="font-family:sans-serif;"><br />The Red Carpet...</span></i></b><br />Got a little bit of a late start here. Sorry. I probably missed all the good stuff.<br /><br />1) TIM GUNN is doing the red carpet! That's amazing. Give whoever decided to do this a raise!<br /><br />2) So is this lady I don't know at all. She's probably famous or something, but I don't know.<br /><br />3) The cast of Slumdog Milllionaire is adorable. <center><img alt="" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/SaIzS-Ned3I/AAAAAAAAAM0/vtC3DkkTvwg/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" height="278" width="184" /><img alt="" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/SaIzT7g0BMI/AAAAAAAAAM4/-gpf9q6DLX8/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" height="279" width="180" /></center><br /><br />4) Mikey Rourke is crazy looking. And wearing a ton of makeup.<br /><br />5)I didn't realize that Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron were "America's sweethearts"... I haven't ever seen one High School Musical movie, and barely know who these kids are. <img alt="" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/SaIzU4jcGNI/AAAAAAAAAM8/rUs9Vp6atcY/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" height="300" width="192" /><br /><br />6) I love Viola Davis' dress. I don't know who she is, but she worked with Meryl Streep, and the gold dress is so pretty. <img alt="" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/SaIzVgiNP5I/AAAAAAAAANA/wN-Qwzt3k1k/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" /><br /><br />7) I love Tim Gunn.<br /><br />8) Miley Cyrus' dress is a little age-inappropriate. What's with all the tweens anyway? I want grown-up actors! <img alt="" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/SaIzWmGVmtI/AAAAAAAAANE/2S6n1XeRZ18/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" height="308" width="207" /><br /><br />Plus, when she starts talking, she's annoying. Plus, it just makes me think of that clip from a junket during Bolt! that The Soup always uses for her. I'm sure that's part of the fact that I just can't listen to her.<br /><br />9) Ahhh... Anne Hathaway. Beautiful dress. Not to mention... LOVE Tim Gunn. Seriously, her dress is amazing. Like a disco ball, but pretty.<br /><br />10) Amy Adams looks pretty good too. Or was that Inga Whats-her-name. They look a lot alike.<img alt="" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/SaIzXpbwdYI/AAAAAAAAANI/T17itwC12CE/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" height="161" width="201" /><img alt="" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/SaIzZOaZK_I/AAAAAAAAANM/7Dvr8Q0Qegk/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" height="162" width="208" /><br />Okay, maybe not so much there.(Ilsa Fisher's picture is not from the Oscars, but is the only red carpet picture I could find where she had similar hair.)<br /><br />11) There go the dorky guys with the winners. Tim is telling us about their outfits, but really, they're just boring tuxes.<br /><br />12) Meryl looks good, but the dress is a little boring. Her daughter is striking though. I think Meryl should have worn a necklace.<br /><br />13) Penelope Cruz is wearing a pretty cool dress, though it's a littlebridal. I love the fact that it's vintage however. Not sure how I feel about the bangs.<br /><img alt="" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/SaIzaLmEbJI/AAAAAAAAANQ/BYhW2wZLKf8/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" height="213" width="213" /><br /><br />14) Jack Black has a SEXY wife. Though I wish her dress was a little more formal.<br /><br />15) Marissa Tomei- Her dress is kind of like something Leanne from last season's PR would have made with all the pleating.<br /><img alt="" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/SaIza3mg_eI/AAAAAAAAANU/f9h4Km5Zr0c/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" /><img alt="" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/SaIzb3GtVoI/AAAAAAAAANY/j-YlB-6hACk/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" /><br /><br />16) Did Seth Rogan lose weight? He looks pretty good. Maybe he was just heavy during Pineapple Express.<br /><i><b><br />The Oscars!!</b></i><br /><br />8:30: Starting right on time. Good job Oscar-people! Lets see if we can stay on schedule!<br /><br />8:31:See how much I follow this stuff. I had no idea that Hugh Jackman was the host. That's a little strange right? He's not a comedian or anything...<br /> Kate Winslet looks pretty.<br /><br />8:32: My sound keeps knocking out. This will piss me off before long. Hopefully it will fix itself.<br /><br />8:33: Kate Winslet's hair doesn't look all that great. The front does, but the back is strange.<br /><br />8:34: Craigslist dancers? AH! funny...<br /><br />8:35: Anne Hathaway is wearing a different dress already? This one looks kind of like an ice-skater's costume.<br /><br />8:36: A Frost/Nixon romantic drama might have been nice...<br /><br />8:37: Okay, The Reader part was super funny. "I didn't see the reader...I meant to see it"<br /><br />8:38: I'm Wolverine. Okay, maybe Hugh wasn't a bad choice. Still a weird choice, but at least he's funny.<br /><br />8:39: Meryl Streep's daughter is afraid that Hugh Jackman is going to do something crazy to her, you just know it.<br /><br />8:40: Love Angelina's green ring.<br /> Is Meryl Streep the Susan Lucci of the Oscars? No, she won in 1979. Nevermind.<br /><br />8:41: Whoops. The curtain isn't opening for the montage! Kind of a dull montage, so just as well.<br /><br />8:42: Tilda Swinton is kind of adorable. I love that she doesn't wear makeup. Or at least lipstick and eye shadow. It's adorable. Did I say that already? Well, she's wearing lipstick now, but she wasn't the year that she won. Unless she ate it all off.<br /><br />8:44: Uh, what are they doing to Viola Davis? Oh, she's nominated for best actress.<br /><br />8:45: Whoopi, that was funny "It's not easy being a nun." And Amy Adams is adorable. And I LOVE her necklace. Though I better watch out- J thinks she's pretty cute too! Did two of those women who got nominated come from Doubt? Amy and Viola? Hmmm... I don't think I even heard of that<br />film!<br /><br />8:47: Huh? This is only best supporting Actress. Really? Hmmm... That's quite a set up! Yay Penelope! Joe and I didn't see this film yet.<br /><br />8:49: Uh, why is Penelope still talking? Isn't there a time limit? And anyone want to give me the Spanish?<br /><br />8:53: Tina Fey looks beauty-ful! Steve Martin looks dashing too! Love her earrings!<br /><br />8:54: They're pretty funny.<br /><br />8:58: Sorry, I was in the kitchen beginning to heat up some Trader Joe's Coconut Shrimp to nosh on. J and I ate dinner at like, 4. We're a little hungry. Hopefully the deep-fried aspect won't make me sick so<br />I'll miss the rest of the Oscars, and dead-blog (uh, regular blog) the Oscars later. Fingers crossed.<br /><br />9:03: Team Jen! and Team Jack! (He doesn't necessarily need a team, but he deserves one). I kind of like her hair.<br /><br />9:04: What's with the closeup on Brad and Angie? For what it's worth, they're laughing and look fine. Of course, they're friends with Jack Black. Right? Damn, I'm behind on my celebrity gossip- I haven't read an US<br />Weekly in a month!<br /><br />9:07: Is anyone surprised that Wall-e beat Kung Fu Panda?<br /> I watched Mamma Mia on Friday, and might I just say that I am thrilled to get to see Meryl not wearing overalls.<br /><br />9:26: What's with Robert Pattinson's sketchy facial hair?<br /><br />9:32:That's an interesting color for Natalie Portman's dress. Kind of Barbie-pink. Don't know how I feel about it. Hmmm... Ben Stiller is doing a kick ass Joaquin Phoenix though.<br /><br />9:34: The camera man is more interested in the clips than in Ben Stiller's being funny. People<br />are laughing and I don't know why. Good. He caught up.<br /><br />9:35: Who was that who was returning to their seat? Aren't there ushers to stop this kind of thing?<br /><br />9:57: I'm a huge musical fan. Why is homage to the musical number leaving me cold?<br /><br />10:01: My puppy is fast asleep. Adorable.<br /><br />10:08: I didn't even see The Dark Knight, but I'm glad Heath Ledger won for Best Supporting Actor.<br /><br />10:10: Stupid E! Online won't let me copy their pictures.<br /><br />10:13: Did the documentary lady just curse because she cursed? Funny.<br /><br />10:27: I haven't heard any songs. Are they not doing that this year? Usually at this point I've heard like, 5 songs that are up for an Oscar. I didn't miss it, did I?<br /><br />10:29: The Dark Knight is doing well. I still can't believe I haven't seen it yet.<br /><br />10:40: I'm bored.<br /><br />10:43:Aw. I want to give Jerry Lewis a hug.<br /><br />10:46: Seal is hot. How do Heidi Klum and Seal even exist in the world without it imploding from their combined beauty?<br /><br />10:51: Ah, here's the music.<br /><br />10:54: Zac Efron has gross looking hair<br /> Slumdog Millionaire is doing pretty good too! Another one I haven't seen. I barely watch movies. It's embarrassing.<br /><br />11:01: Oh, I just realized, another Barbie-Pink dress. Is this in honor of her 50th Birthday?<br /><br />11:05: Uh, are we really living in an age where a commercial where a woman is looking at vacuum cleaners as her love is appropriate (Woman lusting after Hoover Platinum while "At Last (my love has come along)"<br />plays- I couldn't find a video)? Is feminism really dead?<br /><br />11:18: Reese Witherspoon is wearing an interesting dress. I don't know how I feel about it exactly. and the whole HD thing is making it so I can see all the flesh-colored supports that are supposed to blend from<br />this distance. Well, I suppose that answers a lot of my questions about celebrity clothing. But in general, I'm pro-Reese, so I won't get too picky.<br /><br />11:26: Ah, here we are, the money awards... or as they say, the "highly anticipated" ones. Sophia Loren is still alive?<br /><br />11:27: Halle Berry is so cute.<br /> Anne Hathaway is back in her beautiful dress. Whew.<br /><br />11:30: We are officially over time now. Meryl looks amazing. Sophia Loren should lay off the plastic surgery. Wowzers. <img alt="" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/SaIzc9eUn7I/AAAAAAAAANc/DTy6mHsO0-w/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" /> Sophia Loren then <img alt="" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/SaIzeALparI/AAAAAAAAANg/fj5Q-LKqxGM/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" height="154" width="103" /> Sophia Loren now.<br /><br /><br />11:31: Maybe I'm just a sucker for Nicole Kidman, but I love her sparkly feathers and her adorable hair.<br /><br />11:32: Anne Hathaway had the most joyus and genuine reaction for Kate Winslet. That was sweet.<br /><br />11:34: The whistle thing was adorable.<br /><br />11:35: "I think we all can't believe we were in a category with Meryl Streep at all!" ADORABLE!!<br /><br />11:40: What happened to Adrian Brody's hair?<br /><br />11:41: Anthony Hopkins is super awesome.<br /><br />11:43: Sean Penn won for Milk. Which I assume he was great in. Give yourself a cookie if you realize by now that I haven't seen it either. Sigh.<br /><br />11:44: "You commie, homo-loving, sons of guns." Love it!<br /><br />11:46: REPEAL PROP 8!<br /><br />11:47: Steven? Stephen? Spielberg. I'm still a little bitter with him over Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull. Yes, I've seen that. Sigh. I'm an embarrassment.<br /><br />11:53: Slumdog Millionaire won best picture. Excellent!<br /><br />11:56: Done. Not too shabby! G'night!<br /></div>amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-55225536994542491822009-01-11T15:12:00.001-08:002009-01-11T15:12:12.485-08:00On Demand<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'>I have always ignored the on demand channels on my cable box, because I get no fancy cable channels, so i figured they would be worth nothing to me. Then a few years ago I found out about exercise tv on demand (channel 1025 on Time Warner Cable NYC), which is free and lets me pretend to be healthy while not leaving my living room. <br/><br/>But today I was looking to see which channel exercise tv was for a friend of mine (I never said I actually used it), when I discovered that there's a lot of normal tv on demand. I can watch My Super Sweet 16 on Demand. The Barefoot Contessa on demand. Demetri Martin on demand (channel 1012 on TWCNYC). This is facinating. I don't know if I'll ever use it, but it's kind of neat to know that the option is there.<br/></div>amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-17591290690127172182009-01-01T20:28:00.000-08:002009-01-01T20:55:32.528-08:00Blogging Sandra Lee- A Very Special Christmas Present to You!Some of you might know the infamous food-tv host Sandra Lee, whose show, Semi Homemade with Sandra Lee, has given hours of amusement to me, <a href="http://randomaccessbabble.com/2006/11/sandra-lee-is-foods-natural-enemy.html">Brianna</a> and Gillian among countless others.<br /><br />One assumes that somewhere in the world there are people who actually like Sandy with her crazy tablescapes, boozy cocktails and re-purposed food. Luckily, they don't invite me over for dinner. When I noticed that Sandy had her very own Christmas Special this year, I decided that I had to watch it and blog it so that you could avoid having to watch it yourself. So grab a beer-garita, make a centerpiece out of car parts, and enjoy.<br /><br />1- Sandy is not looking too hot these days. She's kind of... orange. And her decollage is really tan and looks sun-damaged. She is fair, she should be more careful.<br /><br />2- Sandy, honey, lay off of the bedazzler. That shirt has been jeweled within an inch of its life.<br /><br />3- Self-serve cocktail bar. Actually, that's a pretty sweet deal. One place where Sandra Lee doesn't mess around is her booze.<br /><br />4- Sandy is a little too excited about the fact that she doesn't have to "play bartender" her whole party. Somehow, my guests have always been able to mix their own drinks themselves for years.<br /><br />5- Secret for faux-mojitos that look "professionally made": fresh mint. How do you make a mojito without fresh mint? And the names! Mistletoe mojito?<br /><br />6- She's making a turkey. So far I see nothing semi-homemade. Seems normal turkey-making to me. She's pouring broth in the bottom of the pan. I have no clue why. She also seems to think that stuffing compound butter under the turkey skin will make it "self baste" and therefore save time. I don't think she understands what basting is.<br /><br />7- I'm not even going to comment on her "cranberry glaze". All I have to say is: canned cranberry, orange juice and orange marmalade.<br /><br />8- She stuck candy on the edges of all her guests cocktail glasses. That annoys me.<br /><br />9- She's making stuffed mushrooms, and so far I'm kind of impressed of how little of this is semi-homemade. She de-stemmed her own mushrooms, chopped the stems, cooked sausage, chopped leeks, but now she's using pre-packaged cornbread stuffing. The way she said this was as if people who were not semi homemade might be spending all of their time making cornbread from scratch in order to use it to stuff mushrooms. Thank goodness we have Sandra Lee to save us from ourselves!<br /><br />10- Special tip from Sandy. If you light candles, you don't have to tend to them the way you would a traditional fire, and will have more time for your guests. Seriously. That's her time-saving idea.<br /><br />11- She seems to be serving passed appetizers. Herself. She buffets the drinks but then spends her time passing around mushrooms on a tray?<br /><br />12- Ah, here's some semi-homemade. Canned potatoes and cream of potato soup in the potato-leek soup. Whew. I was getting worried.<br /><br />13- Cream of potato soup and organic chicken broth in the same pot... sigh. Sandy, Sandy, Sandy.<br /><br />14- Her tablescape this year is very black and silver. It feels very 80s to me.<br /><br />15- They just showed a basting shot. How dare she lie to me!<br /><br />16- Crap. Sandra Lee has fire. We should all run for our lives!<br /><br />17- I wonder how much they pay the people at Sandy's party... right now it seems they pay her in booze.<br /><br />18- My friends are way to lazy to do this build-your-own-cocktail bar. But could she not garnish just one glass?<br /><br />19- Who does all of their cooking during their party? Wouldn't you do most of this before hand?<br /><br />20- Why is she so amazed that cupcake batter is so thick? Oh- because she "semi-homemade-ed" up the box-mix by subbing out water for milk and adding instant coffee. So thick! How amazing!<br /><br />21- She's making these cupcakes in mugs. Can you just put a mug in a 350 degree oven? That sounds wrong. I think you would just end up with crappy cupcakes in a puddle of ceramic shards.<br /><br />22- Sandy's friend just called cool-whip "your famous whipped topping". Scary.<br /><br />23- Just stop it with the garnishes. Why can't these women lay off the garnish?<br /><br />24- Princess bites?<br /><br />25- Her turkey looks gross- I think she just pulled out the raw turkey. I swear it's still pink.<br /><br />26- She's cooking on a gas stove top, but there's no flame. How peculiar...<br /><br />27- It's cocktail time (again)!<br /><br />28- She's got a heavy hand on the white chocolate liquor.<br /><br />29- Oh! A garnish-less glass. How did that lady luck out? Of course, maybe luck is too strong a word. After her first sip, she looked like she wanted to hurl.<br /><br />30- She just used about $20 of fresh herbs as garnish for her turkey. And a bunch of fresh cranberries. And some pears, but at least she can use those again! Seems semi-homemade is not too easy on the pocketbook or on the stomach.<br /><br />31- Oh! we're using pre-made cupcakes as a base for our dessert. First, we take chocolate cupcakes with no icing (she did say "cupcakes or muffins" so they might be muffins) and chop off the top. Then we scoop out the middle and fill it with the most amazing filling. Yes, you guessed it right. Cherry pie filling. There is your cherry center. Then make a "beautiful presentation" by making a shell out of aluminum foil. Now, for the wreath, use pre-made icing with peppermint extract and make little stars. It seems we just dicard the tops. Excess. Why do they make cupcakes with tops? And OF COURSE a wreath needs a big bow. It's very easy. So first get a fruit strip. I don't know what this is. It looks kind of like a skinny piece of red and green fruit rollup. Then take the ends and roll them into a big bow. Pinch it in the middle and boom! An edible bow! "How sweet" Then she just sticks it onto the icing. Now, if you want to get "fancy" we can kick it up a notch. Put a dab of icing in the middle of your "bow" and put a red hot in the middle. The final touch- green sugar sprinkles. How festive and pretty..and gross.<br /><br />32- Winter white wonderland meets disco chic with black and white. That is her theme for her tree and her tablescape. The executive editor of InStyle magazine just complimented it. Remind me never to buy that magazine, as their taste is obviously suspect. Oh, and now she's helping put together the tablescape. So black and sparkly. Just screams Christmas. Her table cloth is just from the fabric store- beautiful black velvet with sparkles! And finally, where you would expect food to go on your traditional table is a big oval mirror covered with cake pedestals of various heights with one black or white ball ornament in it. How does she come up with it?<br /><br />I'm sorry I wasn't able to get this post written in time for your holiday festivities, but hopefully you can use some of these *amazing* tips for your next party, or even start planning for next year.amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-88702315106647511582008-11-28T11:11:00.001-08:002008-11-28T11:11:36.364-08:00Twilight: The Movie<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'>Every so often there appears a teen-trend that becomes so wide-spread that it infuses itself into mainstream culture. These trends are not necessarily high-quality, but something in them is so compelling that it moves past the screaming 13-18 year old set into my quiet circle of 25-32 year olds. <br/><br/>The books are easy to get obsessed with- even though I'm well out of my teens, I can clearly remember the feelings that Stephanie Meyers espouses in the series- each furtive glance, accidental touch and over-analyzed moment is a bit like being transported back to your biggest high school crush; where in the end you get the guy-- and he's a vampire (spoiler alert). Even though they're far from literary works of art... or even good books... they're a fun way to spend a few weeks.<br/><br/>So it's easy to see why, after spending 3 (I haven't borrowed the 4th yet) books debating the pros and cons of vampire over werewolf, it's tempting to go see the film adaptation of these books, with their scrumptious sounding creatures dazzling us with their beyond human good looks and deep insights into our souls. If reading about Edward and Bella sitting next to each other in Science class, the air between them fraught with sexual tension and heavy breathing is enough to get my hardened heart beating a little faster, then seeing it on screen could only add to the mistique, right? <br/><br/>Wrong.<br/><br/>Twilight, the movie has none of the pizazz of the books, though it brings at least 30x the comedy factor. Elisa, Sabrina, Brianna, Kajal and myself walked into the film with all the giggly, girly, vamipre-lovin' mojo you could imagine. We had popcorn, candy and soda. We had had embarrassingly long discussions about whether or not Bella was a step backwards for feminism, the virtues of Edward over Jake and speculation about the role of Mormanism in the books (see Brianna's genius essay on the <a target='_blank' href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/2008/11/got-vampire-sex-no.html'>lack of sex</a> in the Twilight series). We thought we were as prepared as any self respecting 16 year old to moon over the hot vampires and relive our youths. Little did we know that the Twilight movie thwarted us all...<br/><br/>First... the good.<br/><br/>Kristen Stewart is very good as Bella. She trips and falls with ease. She takes herself a bit too seriously, but in the same way she does in the book. She's pretty but looks like she doesn't realize it.<br/><br/>Ashley Greene is adorable as Alice Cullen. She's cute, giggly and just the right amount odd. She's surprisingly kick ass in the end scene where she breaks James' neck in one smooth movement. She's a decent actress.<br/><br/>Kellan Lutz is hot. Emmet is supposed to be hot. Good job Kellan.<br/><br/>Cam Gigandet is hot and delightfully evil. He was a great James.<br/><br/>Billy Burke did a great job as Bella's slightly awkward father, Charlie. The laughs during those scenes were purposeful and a really true-to-life example of a father and daughter who aren't used to each other yet, and don't quite know how to relate to each other.<br/><br/>Taylor Lautner. I am really looking forward to seeing more of him in the next movie. Total werewolf hotness- he might be enough to get people to switch over from the vampire-love.<br/><br/>Jose Zuniga as Mr. Molina. I got way too much of a kick out of the goofy-teacher scenes. Probably because I'm a goofy teacher.<br/><br/>Secondly... the bad.<br/><br/>Robert Pattinson looked like he was constipated nearly the whole time. This wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't the romantic lead. Each time he moved his face, it was quite obvious that he used his extensive training from Joey Tribbiani's <a href='http://www.generationterrorists.com/cgi-bin/friends.cgi?ep=211' target='_blank'>"Smell the Fart"</a> school of acting. Sometimes he looked like he wanted to puke. Every serious moment in this movie made us burst out into quite undignified laughter because he looked so... uncomfortably... intense.<br/><center><img width='150' height='209' src='http://lh3.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/STA-Q38jsaI/AAAAAAAAALY/bBBVQByjMmg/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800'/><br/></center><br/>Jackson Rathbone as Jasper. Jasper is supposed to be brooding, dark, and about to suck everyone's blood due to his severe lack of the self control that the Cullen's take immense pride in. Jackson played him with crazy wacky hair and a shell shocked expression. He walked around the whole movie looking like he just shoved his finger in a live outlet. Every time the camera panned to him, the five of us tried unsuccessfully to stifle our giggles.<br/><br/><div align='center'><img width='301' height='245' alt='' src='http://lh3.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/STBCZptcIAI/AAAAAAAAALc/CLAqG14AqB4/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800'/><br/> <br/><div align='left'>So, the good may seem to outweigh the bad, but the bad is much worse than I could possibly explain in this blog. However, the bad is hiliarous, making the movie a fun way to spend a few hours, even if it doesn't have the emotional pull of the books. Girls, do you have anything to add that I forgot?<br/></div></div><div align='center'><br/></div><left/></div>amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-90420804269200447992008-11-17T19:20:00.001-08:002008-11-17T19:20:17.724-08:00Random Observations<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'>1. I sometimes evaluate my life on whether or not it would be a good<br />facebook status. Thank goodness I don't twitter, or else I would worry<br />about that more often.<br/><br /><br/><br />2. Justin Timberlake seems like a genuinely funny person. I was<br />watching SNL this evening and during his sketches, I was thinking it<br />would be nice if he wasn't famous, but instead was my friend and<br />watching TV with us. I bet he snarks well, and would be as amusing to<br />watch Gossip Girls with as Brianna.<br/><br /><br/><br />3. Why doesn't Beyonce (and her backup dancers) wear pants?<br/><br /><br/><br />4. It kind of scares me that grunge is back. I used to laugh at my<br />mother when she told me that fashion was cyclical. I kind of didn't<br />believe her. Now I see the same fashions that I stopped wearing not too<br />long ago. I am my mother.<br/><br /><br/><br />5. Dogs are really funny. They're these fuzzy things that wander around your apartment and just want to be pet and play. Bad part: having to wake up early on the weekends to take them outside. Good part: you can go back to sleep when they're done. Dogs are sort of like children-lite, and cats are like dogs-lite. I don't even know what fish are (though I have one).<br/><br /><br/><br />6. I love fall. Mainly for the food- pumpkin, squash... christmas<br />cookies! I have to start soon! Tonight I made butternut squash pasta<br />(another butternut squash recipe for my arsenal) <br/></div>amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-49818249933776303662008-11-09T19:28:00.001-08:002008-11-09T19:28:58.774-08:00Wine x3<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'>I've missed a few months of wine club review, so here they are... Please forgive the brevity of my tasting notes!<br/><br/>First is a wine that I got for my husband as an anniversary gift.<br/><img alt='' src='http://lh4.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/SReqRLV08VI/AAAAAAAAAKU/LmJjgj3DFTs/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800'/><br/>Orin Swift The Prisoner, 2006<br/>I really liked this wine. With notes of cinnamon and wood, this wine has a lightly oak-y taste<br/>with hints of blueberry and cherry. The ending is dry, and the color is<br/>a beautiful, deep, ruby red. <br/><br/>For Cristina's wine club, the theme was sparkling reds.<br/><img alt='' src='http://lh5.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/SReqSPXlAHI/AAAAAAAAAKY/9WSdrlaqFWc/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800'/><br/>Mine was the 2007 Banfi Rosa Regale Brachetto from the Francis Coppola Winery. I gave it 2.5/5 on Snooth. It was a very fizzy sparkling wine, but the bubbles faded quickly. It had strong rose petal flavors.<br/><br/>San Giuseppe Lambrusco, 2006<br/>I don't have access to a picture of this. It was fruity and tasted of strawberries with light bubbles. It was very drinkable, though a bit forgetful as a wine.<br/><br/><img alt='' src='http://lh6.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/SReqT9dr_DI/AAAAAAAAAKc/_bNPG2NzBbg/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800'/><br/>Paringa Vineyards Shiraz, 2004<br/>This wine tasted very "special occasion", and was one of the most<br/>interesting sparkling wines I've tried. It smells like a very typical<br/>shiraz with peppery notes. The initial flavors surprised me by being<br/>very sweet, like drinking burned sugar. I liked it, but it is not a<br/>wine to drink every day.<br/><br/>We then had a Napa Valley theme.<br/><br/><img width='138' height='350' alt='' src='http://lh5.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/SReqVfdIy5I/AAAAAAAAAKg/_DrmOS8auio/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800'/><br/>Relativity Cabernet Sauvignon Reserve, 2005<br/>This wine has a peppery smell that I usually associate with shriazes.<br />The flavor was good, and it had the "typical" dusty flavors usually<br />seen in Cab Savs from Napa.<br/><br/>Fleur de Mer Rose, 2006<br/>This wine was light and crisp, though it had a slightly metallic taste. <br/><br/><img alt='' src='http://lh6.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/SReqW8r_MyI/AAAAAAAAAKk/qs_l0PSDMKk/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800'/><br/>Sterling Napa Cabernet Sauvignon, 2005<br/>It took me a few sips to get used to this wine, but after I did, I liked it. It had a very smokey taste.<br/><br/><img alt='' src='http://lh6.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/SReqX5dDO7I/AAAAAAAAAKo/AlH508uBwLU/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800'/><br/>Hayman & Hill Cabernet Sauvignon Napa Reserve, 2006<br/>This was the favorite of our group. We picked up a lot of chocolate,<br />tobacco and leathery flavors, in addition to the "dusty" taste of most<br />napa cabs.<br/><br/><img alt='' src='http://lh5.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/SReqZPDVlSI/AAAAAAAAAKs/q3BzOTXuXgo/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800'/><br/>Meridian Cabernet Sauvignon, 2004<br/>Tastes of leather, smoke, berry and maple, there was also a hint of<br />spice and pepper. It was an inexpensive wine, and pairs well with food.<br /><br/><br/>We then had a club focused on wines from the US, with the exception of Napa Valley.<br/><br/><img alt='' src='http://lh3.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/SReqac2-6vI/AAAAAAAAAKw/T8tGPo0QczA/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800'/><br/>Cooper Mountain Vineyards Pinot Noir Cooper Hill, 2006<br/>Described in our group as the Gap to Cooper Mountains' Banana Republic brand, this wine is made from organic grapes. It is very light for a Pinot Noir, and would probably pair well with poultry and<br />work well as a Thanksgiving wine. It has heavy berry flavors and some<br />found it metallic in flavor. It mellowed over time.<br/><br/><img alt='' src='http://lh4.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/SReqbxnB1PI/AAAAAAAAAK0/irDKNz9JnPQ/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800'/><br/>Hedges CMS Red, 2006<br/>This wine had a very pretty color with a rich and dense mouth feel. We felt it would be a good fall wine. <br/><br/><img alt='' src='http://lh5.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/SReqdDNBrFI/AAAAAAAAAK4/Y6uVloayErQ/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800'/><br/>Red Diamond Merlot, 2005<br/><br/>I didn't take any notes on this, save "liked it". Make of that what you will.<br/><br/><img alt='' src='http://lh4.ggpht.com/_AKzXwEGOBfM/SReqeSvXtHI/AAAAAAAAAK8/_rq7rOpVSXg/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg?imgmax=800'/><br/>Raphael Cabernet Franc, 2006<br/>An earthy, almost dirt like nose. Strong mineral flavors, along with green peppers and grass. Dry but not tannic. <br/><br/><br/>Montebruno Gewurztraminer, 2007<br/>A perfumey example of a Gewurztraminer, this light, citrus wine was a<br />beautiful pale golden color. <br/><br/>The final wine of the evening was from Liz's wedding, and I couldn't find any mentions of it on <a href='http://www.snooth.com/' target='_blank'>Snooth</a>, where I try to record all my wine-exploits. However, they did have several other wines from the King Family Vineyard in Virginia.<br/><br/>Liz's wine was the 2005 Chardonnay. It had an almost creamy, round mouth feel with flavors of citrus, lemongrass and smoke. It has a long finish in the back of the mouth.<br/><br/>Hopefully I'll update next wine club sooner!<br/><br/><br/><br/></div>amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-84860830769613135772008-10-30T21:08:00.001-07:002008-10-30T21:08:27.422-07:00If you live in CA- please Vote No on Prop 8<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><a href='http://www.lookydaddy.com/weblog/2008/10/because-everyone-should-have-the-right-to-be-awesome.html'><img border='0' src='http://www.lookydaddy.com/.a/6a00d83451901369e2010535b29240970b-pi'/></a><br/><a href='https://secure.actblue.com/contribute/page/lesbiandad/'>Now is the time to donate. Let your support be known.</a><br/><br/>To see more of these pro-"no on prop 8" ads, check out <a href='http://www.lookydaddy.com/weblog/2008/10/more.html' target='_blank'><a href='http://www.lookydaddy.com/weblog/2008/10/because-everyone-should-have-the-right-to-be-awesome.html' target='_blank'>Looky </a>Daddy!</a><br/><br/><br/></div>amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-64190113746942633302008-09-27T08:43:00.001-07:002008-09-27T08:43:37.555-07:00boogeyman?<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'>This afternoon I had my blond hair in a ponytail, was wearing dark wash jeans and a trendy sweater, while drinking a latte from the <a href='http://espresso77.com/' target='_blank'>cute indie coffee shop</a> and walking <a href='http://flickr.com/photos/amyb_wl/sets/72157606632501295/' target='_blank'>my dog</a>.<br/><br/>It was then that I realized that I was the walking visage of gentrification that scares pretty much my whole neighborhood. Boo.<br/></div>amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-62833934092594367062008-09-20T21:26:00.001-07:002008-09-20T21:26:41.384-07:00Things I've Been Tagging<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'>I think I'm going to make this a monthly topic. Keep an eye out for updates!<br/><br/><a href='http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/18/diamond-and-kashyap-on-the-recent-financial-upheavals/' target='_blank'>Freakonomics: Diamond and Kashyap on the Recent Financial Upheavals</a>: What's happening to the economy in as close to plain English as I can find.<br/><br/><a href='http://clustrmaps.com/' target='_blank'>ClustrMaps</a>: I went to a blogging workshop for work the other day, and though most of it was stuff I already knew of, I thought the clustrmap seemed pretty fun.<br/><br/><a href='http://find.myrecipes.com/recipes/recipefinder.dyn?action=displayRecipe&recipe_id=604781' target='_blank'>Garlicky Pasta with Fresh Tomatoes and Basil</a>: I have a recipe similar to this in my repitoire, but I thought it sounded yummy anyway.<br/><a href='http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2008/09/22/080922sh_shouts_saunders?currentPage=all' target='_blank'><br/>The New Yorker- My Gal</a>: I'm an East Coast liberal and I think the New Yorker is funny, so that probably means I'm an elite too.<br/><br/><a href='http://www.memberstar.com/element.php?varset=s:438-pm:p-se:16972-e:40067&SessId=1a2aac3f6163e95f7f522cb9b25556cc' target='_blank'>Dog Training Inner Circle</a>: I haven't joined, but he has lots of good free videos available. Training a puppy is hard!<br/><br/><a href='http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2008/09/jennie-garth-in.html?xid=rss-ausiellofiles-20080910-%2790210%27%20Scoop:%20Garth%27s%20Staying,%20Doherty%27s%20Leaving%21' target='_blank'>90210 Scoop:</a> Uh, duh? Got to keep up with my favorite zip code!<br/><br/><a href='http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/15/technology/personaltech/15pogue.html?_r=2&scp=3&sq=chumby&st=nyt&oref=slogin&oref=slogin' target='_blank'>NYT Chumby article</a>: This looks potentially awesome. I'm only about... 4 months behind on this.<br/><a href='http://www.joythebaker.com/blog/archives/138' target='_blank'><br/>How to Make Soft Pretzels</a>: I am kind of obsessed with the idea of making soft pretzels. Yummmm....<br/><br/><a href='http://www.moma.org/exhibitions/exhibitions.php?id=5634&ref=calendar' target='_blank'>Van Gogh and the Colors of the Night</a>: New at the MOMA. One of my friends already went- I'm jealous.<br/><br/><br/></div>amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-24302597939770159412008-09-07T18:11:00.001-07:002008-09-07T18:11:15.675-07:00Omnivore's Hundred<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'>On <a target='_blank' href='http://buckymcoinkumsbbq.com/wordpress/2008/08/20/the-omnivores-hundred/'>Bucky's Barbecue and Bread</a>, he completed this food meme from <a target='_blank' href='http://www.verygoodtaste.co.uk/'>Very Good Taste</a>, which is a British food blog. I thought it looked fun, so I'm going to try it.<br/><br/><span class='Apple-style-span' style='color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 14px;'> </span><p><span class='Apple-style-span' style='color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 14px;'>1) Copy this list into your blog or journal, including these instructions.</span></p><p><span class='Apple-style-span' style='color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 14px;'>2) Bold all the items you’ve eaten.</span></p><p><span class='Apple-style-span' style='color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 14px;'>3) Cross out any items that you would never consider eating.</span><span class='Apple-style-span' style='color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 14px;'> </span></p><p><span class='Apple-style-span' style='color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 14px;'>4) Optional extra: Post a comment here at <a target='_blank' href='http://www.verygoodtaste.co.uk/uncategorised/the-omnivores-hundred/'>Very Good Taste </a>linking to your results.</span></p><p>So here’s my Omnivore’s Hundred:</p><p><font face='sans-serif'>1. <b>Venison</b><br/>2. Nettle tea<br/>3. <b>Huevos rancheros</b><br/>4. Steak tartare<br/>5. Crocodile<br/>6. Black pudding<br/>7. <b>Cheese fondue</b><br/>8. Carp<br/>9. <b>Borscht</b><br/>10. <b>Baba ghanoush</b><br/>11. <b>Calamari</b><br/>12. <b>Pho</b><br/>13. <b>PB&J sandwich</b><br/>14. Aloo gobi<br/>15. <b>Hot dog from a street cart</b><br/>16. Epoisses<br/>17. <b>Black truffle</b><br/>18. <b>Fruit wine made from something other than grapes</b><br/>19. <b>Steamed pork buns</b><br/>20. <b>Pistachio ice cream</b><br/>21. <b>Heirloom tomatoes</b><br/>22. <b>Fresh wild berries</b><br/>23. Foie gras<br/>24. <b>Rice and beans</b><br/>25. Brawn, or head cheese<br/>26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper<br/>27. Dulce de leche<br/>28. <b>Oysters</b><br/>29. <b>Baklava</b><br/>30. Bagna cauda<br/>31. <b>Wasabi peas</b><br/>32. <b>Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl</b><br/>33. Salted lassi<br/>34. <b>Sauerkraut</b><br/>35. <b>Root beer float</b><br/>36. Cognac with a fat cigar<br/>37. <b>Clotted cream tea</b><br/>38. <b>Vodka jelly/Jell-O</b><br/>39. <b>Gumbo</b><br/>40. Oxtail<br/>41. Curried goat<br/>42. Whole insects<br/>43. Phaal<br/>44. Goat’s milk<br/>45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more<br/>46. Fugu<br/>47. <b>Chicken tikka masala</b><br/>48. <b>Eel</b><br/>49. <b>Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut</b><br/>50. <b>Sea urchin</b><br/>51. Prickly pear<br/>52. Umeboshi<br/>53. Abalone<br/>54. Paneer<br/>55. <b>McDonald’s Big Mac Meal</b><br/>56. <b>Spaetzle</b><br/>57. Dirty gin martini<br/>58. <b>Beer above 8% ABV</b><br/>59. <b>Poutine</b><br/>60. <b>Carob chips</b><br/>61. <b>S’mores</b><br/>62. Sweetbreads<br/>63. Kaolin<br/>64. Currywurst<br/>65. Durian<br/>66. Frogs’ legs<br/>67. <b>Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake</b><br/>68. Haggis<br/>69. <b>Fried plantain</b><br/>70. Chitterlings, or andouillette<br/>71. <b>Gazpacho</b><br/>72. Caviar and blini<br/>73. <b>Louche absinthe</b><br/>74. Gjetost, or brunost<br/>75. <strike>Roadkill</strike><br/>76. Baijiu<br/>77. <b>Hostess Fruit Pie</b><br/>78. <b>Snail</b><br/>79. Lapsang souchong<br/>80. <b>Bellini</b><br/>81. Tom yum<br/>82. <b>Eggs Benedict</b><br/>83. <b>Pocky</b><br/>84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant.<br/>85. Kobe beef<br/>86. <b>Hare</b><br/>87. <b>Goulash</b><br/>88. <b>Flowers</b><br/>89. <strike>Horse</strike><br/>90. Criollo chocolate<br/>91. <b>Spam</b><br/>92. <b>Soft shell crab</b><br/>93. Rose harissa<br/>94. <b>Catfish</b><br/>95. Mole poblano<br/>96. <b>Bagel and lox</b><br/>97. Lobster Thermidor<br/>98. <b>Polenta</b><br/>99. <b>Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee</b><br/>100.Snake</font></p><p><font face='sans-serif'>So... 53. I could probably do better. The funny thing is, I just had Pistacho Ice Cream for the first time this week. There were some things I didn't count though they technically might be true- for example, I have drunk Cognac and smoked a Cigar, but I don't think I've done them together. I also might have eaten some things that I just didn't know the name of. For example, I've had several Thai soups, but I don't think I've had Tom Yum. But maybe I have.</font></p><p>But this is a kind of fun exercise, and an interesting way to think about what I eat. I think I'm going to try to be more risk-taking in my food choices in the future, which is not typical of me. It's not that I'm an overly picky eater mind you; but there are things I like, and I know it, so I tend to stick with what I know.<br/></p></div>amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-40611592995040486372008-09-02T21:21:00.001-07:002008-09-02T21:21:34.680-07:00Live Blogging 90210<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><a href='http://shamuthegoldfish.blogspot.com/' target='_blank'>Kajal</a> is a big fan of my live-blogging entries, and after inviting a few of us over for an evening of 90210, I decided to drag my laptop along and do my best interpretation of live-blogging the premiere. So, <a href='http://randomaccessbabble.com/' target='_blank'>Brianna,</a> Kajal, Liz, (and Dilan and B by default) and myself met up at Kajal's apartment for pizza, snark, and <a href='http://www.cwtv.com/shows/90210' target='_blank'>90210- the new class</a>.<br/><br/>For the record, I'm going to try to not plot summarize as much as possible. I'm not a recapper on <a href='http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php' target='_blank'>TWOP</a>; I'm just someone who finds the idea of a new 90210 hilarious. If you want a recap, check out TWOP; I'm sure they have a good one. The ironic part of this for me is that I never watched 90210 in my youth. I've been catching up via Soap Net this summer, but I'm still not totally there. I caught the end (the after-college years?) and now they recently started over, so I'm probably about a month or two into it. Brenda and Dillan just started dating in my world, and Brandon is being a little over protective...<br/>But on with the snark!<br/><br/>- <a href='http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0521753/' target='_blank'>Aunt Becky</a> from Full House!<br/><br/>- <a href='http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0910055/' target='_blank'>Grandma</a> character is awesome. She's the mother from Arrested Development, and she is a GREAT character. And her name is Tabitha. Awesome.<br/><br/>-"Black dude" has very small nipples. Brianna told me that I should call him black dude because we don't know his name yet, and she's assuming that he's the only black dude on the show. <br/><br/>-Blow job in the front seat would never have been on the old 90210.<br/><br/>-Teacher guy is totally hot. We're officially old. Frankly, the principal is pretty hot too. Liz finds it a little hard to believe that the original cast's kids are that old.<br/><br/>-They're really not going to let off on the fact that these new kids came from Wichita. I think it's been mentioned about five times already and we're only two minutes in.<br/><br/>-The Mr. Matthew's character is hot. If I didn't mention that before. Which I totally did.<br/><br/>-Andrea Zukerman's daughter is part of the class. And looks... exactly like it.<br/><br/>- They're doing *Spring Awakening* as their high school play???? Not only is it verrrry risqué, as Bri pointed out, the rights alone would be insanely expensive, if available at all. I mean, it's still on Broadway.<br/><br/>-Brenda! Even though I'm the only one that saw it. We rewound three times. Everyone else agrees with me.<br/><br/>-Drugs! Hidden in a book. Scandal! Artsy fartsy girl seems to have a problem...<br/><br/>-Rich Girl needs report written. New Girl handily already wrote a paper on that same topic. That she'll totally lend Rich Girl.<br/><br/>-Awww... Kajal sings to Dilan. It's super cute. Dilan might be cuter than Mr. Matthews, let me just note.<br/><br/>-Apparently, before the commercial break black dude was in a fight during lacrosse practice. Awesome grandma (who thinks she's too good for tater tots) thinks it might be racially motivated.<br/><br/>-Party at the Peach Pit (after dark?)!!!!!!<br/><br/>- Slutty rich girl mom stopped by principal's (/new kid's) house. They're really making this guy have an extensive West Beverly back story, despite the fact that I've never heard of him before.<br/><br/>- Becky is bitchy! Awesome! Plus, she dated some guy named Morris Cornbluth.<br/><br/>- Silver has a video blog. Half a million hits! That makes her.... 20 million times more popular than me. And she makes funny videos. Oh, and she's Kelly's little sister.<br/><br/>- Black guy's name is Dixon. Got to figure out what new-girls name is now (Dixon's sister). He got kicked off of the lacrosse team. Now maybe he can focus more on media club and get to being Brandon.<br/><br/>- 8 years ago something happened that made Dixon part of their family. "Really his son." Theories so far: adopted, foster-child, god child. 8 years ago would have made him about 8 years old. <br/><br/>- "I can't believe you copied the whole thing word for word." Really??? You gave it to her. To "look at." That's totally code for "copy it entirely"<br/><br/>- Is she crashing the party? The one that she was totally dis-invited from? Uh, yes. Actually, the quote the show "Are we actually crashing Naomi's party???"<br/><br/>- Brianna has seen the band playing at this not-sweet 16. She is way cooler than any of us. <br/><br/>- Rich Girl (Naomi's) mother is pissed off at principal guy for something that happened 20 years ago. Ah, that she had to give up his child in high school. That he didn't know about. I suppose I might be pissed off about that too.<br/><br/>- Rich Girl got a text, that stated "Your boyfriend is cheating on you. You know it's true" and freaked out crying and then broke up with him. Brianna thinks she's over reacting for gossip from an anonymous source.<br/><br/>-New Girl and Sliver, wearing fancy clothes, and possibly heels went to the beach. Ethan, who was at the party not two seconds ago, not only is already at the beach, but surfing, in a wetsuit and soaking wet. Brianna has predicted someone will get punched, (or shot) if the OC is any indication.<br/><br/>-Kelly has a kid. Who's the daddy? My money is Dillan.<br/><br/>- These kids are going to ruin their expensive clothing, because they're dancing in the salt water.<br/><br/>- Grandma character is awesome. Still.<br/><br/>- 2nd episode. Same as the first (but a little bit worse).<br/><br/>- In fact, I don't think the Ethan character is cute at all, whereas, the teacher characters are all cute. Like, he's not cute at alllllll. What was casting thinking?<br/><br/>- Ah! Artsy guy is cute. Kind of. Not as cute as the teacher or the principal, but still cute. And he's "noticed" Annie (aka new girl)<br/><br/>- Oh! Artsy girl is poor. A bitch, but poor. Maybe a bitch *because* she's poor in fact!<br/><br/>- Kajal astutely noted that Kelly's last name is still Taylor, implying singledom, and possible hook-up with hot teacher.<br/><br/>- Silver just had her best blogisode yet. This is quite possibly *my* best blogisode yet. Do you think that the term blogisode only refers to video blogs?<br/><br/>- Artsy guy's name is Ty Collins. Kajal thinks he's a little too pretty. His age isn't listed on <a href='http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2791615/resume' target='_blank'>IMDB</a>. Instead it just says that his "age range" is 16-20. Lame. If you find out how old he is, let me know.<br/><br/>- We have a theory that <a href='http://www.cwtv.com/shows/privileged' target='_blank'>Privileged</a> is the same show as 90210.<br/><br/>- Artsy guy is flying New girl to dinner in San Fransisco. Nothing like that has ever happened to me. <br/><br/>- Awww. It's cute she's from Kansas! Artsy (super rich) guy thinks it's cute.<br/><br/>- Brenda!!!<br/><br/>- Brandon called Kelly at 3am and apparently hasn't seen his son (?) since he was a baby. Crappy dad Brandon, crappy dad. That's not how you were raised.<br/><br/>- Pigs in a car seem like a really big idea. I don't think your car would ever smell the same again after a pig pooed in it.<br/><br/>- Never do bad things. Because if you do, your grandmother will get in a car accident picking up her laptop because you were supposed to do it. This was foreshadowed (I'm an English teacher, can you tell?) earlier in the episode, when the principal and grandmother had a conversation about not driving on her pills and "iced tea." <br/><br/>- Ethan is wearing socks on in the pool. We don't quite know why, but my theory is that it has something to do with the fact that Brianna keeps mentioning how cold it is this time of year in California. <br/><br/>- Ethan is totally in LUV with new girl. I mean Annie. And he isn't wearing socks. It's just bad lighting. In an hour and a half, they have had an extremely complex relationship.<br/><br/>- Naomi and Silver have the same tattoo... ohhh... back story! <br/><br/>This is where my computer died. It was a long two hours ;) Luckily, I had a pencil and paper on me. The live-blogging must go on!<br/><br/>- Brenda is wearing a vest. Our group thinks this might be a not-so-subtle nod to the early 90s. Of course, this whole show could just be an extreme example of how that era is returning via fashion. I saw the grunge in In Touch. I know what the kids are wearing.<br/><br/>- These kids drink a ton of coffee. If they weren't all 6' tall amazons, I would remind them that coffee stunts your growth. And they get "coffee money". That just seems a little OD.<br/><br/>- Is it just me, or is Aunt Becky always from Kansas? I have to do some research here... ah, no. Her character on Full House was from <a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Donaldson-Katsopolis'>Nebraska</a>. The internet, is there anything it can't do?<br/><br/>- Poor friend-Ethan. That is all you will ever be. You and your pentopus should go back where you came from.<br/><br/>That's all folks! Wine club on Thursday, so I should have some reccomendations soon.<br/></div>amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-11294862620680386412008-08-25T21:11:00.001-07:002008-08-25T21:11:45.102-07:00Live blogging the DNC (a not really political commentary)<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'>Note: we were going to watch the convention on CNN, but they have an applause meter, and it annoyed J too much.<br/><br/>9:38pm The commentator (maybe it was David Brooks?) on PBS just called it the Osama campaign, not the Obama campaign. I think I am now going to have to live-blog the DNC.<br/><br/>- Maria Shriver looks like she wants to stop clapping, but can't due to the fact that they flash to her every three seconds. I feel for her. I hate clapping for too long (though I do love clapping rhythmically).<br/><br/>9:45: Interview with Kennedy's alternate delegate in 1980. She can barely hear the questions, and behind her is a girl texting on her blackberry. Let me just note, the delegate from 1980 is wearing an awesome zebra jacket. She's rocking. Much better dressed than the other women being interviewed (her first convention) who looks really uptight.<br/><br/>9:49: Peniel Joseph from Brandeis University is pretty cute. Best looking guy by far on this panel about Ted Kennedy.<br/><br/>10:16: The PBS commentator says mis-ur-a whereas the Senator from Missouri says Miss-ur-e. I wonder which one is right...<br/><br/>10:18: Ah, the PBS commentators took care of it. They said that there are two pronunciations. <br/><br/>10:26: Barak made Michelle date him by buying her ice cream. That's so sweet.<br/><br/>10:28: Michelle Obama's family is very good looking. She looks exactly like her mother too- Barak is a lucky man. She's also an excellent speaker.<br/><br/>10:46: J noticed that Joe Biden has sharks on his tie. Hmm....<br/><br/>10:48: How do all the people that only moments ago had Kennedy signs now have Michelle signs? I wonder how many signs these people have. Hmm... I wonder how sustainable this convention is. Do they recycle these signs? Are they made out of post-consumer materials? What kind of a world is it that America's Next Top Model is "green", but I'm not sure that the DNC is?<br/><br/>10:57: Sasha, Obama's daughter is adorable. She loooooves the microphone.<br/><br/>11:01: We switch to the Daily Show which (as it turns out) doesn't cover the convention until tomorrow. Oh well!<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/></div>amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-2191135783058953522008-08-21T16:46:00.001-07:002008-08-21T16:46:03.622-07:00If everybody else were to jump off of the empire state building, would you do it too?<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'>Probably not. But seeing how the <a href='http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/08/18/yearbooking-myself-nearly-makes-me-kill-myself/' target='_blank'>new thing</a> <a href='http://ultrafineflair.blogspot.com/2008/08/resemblance.html' target='_blank'>to do</a> on your blog seems to be showing off your <a href='http://www.yearbookyourself.com/' target='_blank'>Yearbook Yourself</a> photo, I might have to jump on that bandwagon...<br/><br/>This is the best one, and it is the one in which I look most like my mother. There was an artist's rendition of her in my home growing up, which, minus the glasses, this looks creepily like...<br/><br/><br/><center><img src='http://lh5.ggpht.com/amyb.nyc/SK39xT0WDCI/AAAAAAAAAIc/qxOdIhMnBN8/%5BUNSET%5D.jpg' style='max-width: 800px;'/></center></div>amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23880130.post-35119640517255560362008-08-17T20:54:00.001-07:002008-08-17T20:54:27.279-07:00Think Globally<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'>...Act Locally.<br/><br/>Today I took a much anticipated trip to my local Farmer's Market. Almost every Sunday I mean to go, and nearly every Sunday something comes up. The fact that I have a real Farmer's Market within a two block radius of my apartment is something that comforts me after I read <a href='http://www.michaelpollan.com/omnivore.php'>The Omnivore's Dilemma</a> and realize that yet again I missed the sign up date for <a href='http://www.farmspot.org/'>my local CSA</a>. Yet the fact that I take such little advantage of it does bother me.<br/> Within the past year since I've moved to this neighborhood, the Farmer's Market has improved tenfold. A few more vendors have shown up, including an amazing fish monger and a couple more vegetable vendors. This morning I convinced my husband to take a walk over with me to pick up some groceries and <a href='http://notjustrugelach.com/'>breakfast</a> to start our Sunday. Due to this visit (with our adorable new puppy, Cayman), I developed a meal based around seasonal, local foods (plus picked up some local eggs). It was delicious.<br/> My meal tonight consisted of pan seared local scallops dressed with local sweet corn salsa (local tomatoes, canned black beans). As a side note, it is interesting to note that "sweet corn" is what we normally eat. The corn that you usually see out your car window driving down the road is "feed corn". That is fed to steer and other livestock, not to humans- it's harder, tougher and less "sweet" (though my "farmer's daughter" aunt told me once that she thinks that it would probably be pretty edible when it's young). As a friend of mine found out too late, farmers usually grow sweet corn closer to their homes, which makes it much harder to filch on road trips (shout out to JJ!). <br/> On the side, I prepared fingerling potatoes, and snap peas from <a href='http://www.freshdirect.com/site_access/site_access.jsp;jsessionid=j2cnLyvpQRbv4Lbd6cyhV9wP3Sc5GCYm1dk2YYF25nbJ53jmVgtv%212111070024%21491688736?successPage=/index.jsp'>Fresh Direct</a> (which is my love because it means that I no longer have to drag my butt to the store or groceries up flights of stairs; and my husband gets all the seltzer his heart desires). The entire meal felt really light and fresh. The scallops had a nice buttery crust while remaining sweet, and the salsa tasted crisp and bright. I'm hoping it will be a bit more complex tomorrow after the flavors have a chance to "marry" a bit more.<br/> We also shared a great bottle of wine, which was one of a trio that I bought for my husband for our second anniversary. It is a mixed red from Napa Valley called "<a href='http://orinswift.com/wine/the_prisoner.php' target='_blank'>The Prisoner</a>" out of Orin Swift Cellars. I felt it smelled vaguely of cinnamon and wood with a lightly oak-y blueberry and cherry taste. It had a dry-ish ending and a beautiful deep red color. The other two wines will be drunk through the course of our marriage (one at 5 years and one at 7 years), and if they're as good as this wine, I'm greatly looking forward to them.<br/> <br/> As a side note, our puppy remains the cutest that we have ever seen. It's hard to believe that it's only been a week since he's been in our lives. I am beginning to fear we will be the most obnoxious parents. Today we headed over to Astoria Park with him. There's a dog-run by Shore Towers that he got to hang out in, and the rest of the time was spent lazing around/running on the "great lawn" area. We had a few visitors, did some crosswords, and generally had a great afternoon. As far as Sundays go, this was a great one to almost-end my summer on.<br/></div>amyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10978059909146030765noreply@blogger.com0